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  • OINKs -- one income, no kids
  • DINKs -- double income, no kids
  • PINKs -- private income, no kids
  • LINCs -- low income, nine cats
  • NINKs -- no income, nine kids
  • DUDs -- demographically undesirable divorcee
  • PODs -- punks on dope
  • YAMs -- young assholes on mopeds
  • SLIFs -- still living in the fifties
  • SLITS -- still living in the sixties
  • SHITs -- suburban heterosexuals in town to swing
  • CANTs -- corporate animals, no talent
  • SIMPs -- sexually inactive male professionals
  • MIDGETs -- mentally inferior divorced guys expecting terrific sex
  • TOADs -- tennis-obsessed advanced-degree holders
  • RUGs -- rich ugly guys
  • DRUGs -- dumb rich ugly guys
  • SACs -- sixties acid casualties
  • SIPs -- single-income pot smokers
  • DORKs -- damned overpaid Republican know-it-alls
  • FDAs -- former drug abusers
  • YANKs -- young assholes, no kids
  • NERDs -- nervous evangelicals, recently defrocked
  • SOBs -- son of the boss
  • CPAs -- car phone assholes
  • WIGGs -- women into gay guys
  • BICEPs -- bisexual college-educated professionals
  • AWOLs -- always working-out at lunch time
  • SLIMEs -- single lawyers into money and exercise
  • RAMBOs -- right-wingers afraid of Mexicans, blacks and Orientals
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