Wisdom indeed!
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2026
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“Accident” sitting over there saying: “you can fart by me if you have to, I’d understand” “just remember to still do it with purpose though. Remember what the tortoise taught”
Know yourself well, and know the enemy well, and you need not fear the result of one hundred battles.
-- Sun Tzu, not long after sharting.
I'm confused. Do you mean that you've never accidentally farted or are you saying that we should all try to intentionally intensify our farts and own it?
If you fart intentionally when you go to the toilet (or a place of your choosing), then you won't have as much gas left inside to have accidental farts at other times.
Interesting theory, except that if you can fart on command then you probably won't have to worry about accidentally farting.
This is a logical fallacy. Just because I can will it to happen does not mean I can will it not to.
Indeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let's go back to farting and blaming it in the dog
Owning up to your own farts proudly is how one discovers true power.
Blaming the dog is to hide behind a falsehood, in fear of the truth.
The truth is, I farted, and it's real nasty, and I'm real proud of it. I own this, such that none may wield it against me.
What if I accidentally fart on a porpoise? Will that work too?
In COMPLETELY unrelated news, I'm no longer allowed at the aquarium.
That is actually rather profound and wise.
Nah, you can fart in your sleep, it's not on purpose. Dead tired and super relaxed it can escape by accident
I don't think i have ever farted accidentally. How old are you? I know it happens with age, we all saw Trump shit himself.
... not everyone regularly consumes as much fiber as a 'greenbeanmachine', lol.
I’m old. Sometimes you stand up and one just toots out of its own volition. Or when you sit down. Or stay standing up. Or sitting down. What I’m saying is grab the air freshener, the train’s a’coming!
My uncle's dead pastor's name was Jack and he used to light candles for the fish in the tanks outside of Don Quihote in Akihabara for Easter while crowds clapped and sang Beatles songs to him