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The average american only eats 2 ounces of cheese a day.

Charles Entertainment Cheese, who eats 7 billion pounds of cheese a day, is an outlier and should not be counted.

American here. Actually this is only about half of the cheese I eat in a day.

America has more varieties of cheese than any other country in the world.
While they can be roughly grouped into 3 categories (White, Orange and Mixed), America isn't limited like other countries to using different milk, surface treatment and aging. Instead they can produce unlimited variety by adding specific amounts of hydrogenated mineral oil, synthetic flavoring, modified starch extracts, industrial waste products and high fructose corn syrup.
There's no end to the ~~creativity~~ profitability!

Sorry, I may have skewed the numbers a little bit.

Nice try, nacho cheese doesn't come in blocks

If I could afford it, I'd eat that much cheese too.

The pound must have gone to shit after Brexit if this is all that 90 quid'll get you.

Thoughts and prayers for the starving Brits.

It's in their constitution.

I believe they call this American Cheese.

That's the average, I eat that for breakfast. My local deli has twice daily cheese shipments just to replace what I had for breakfast.

Nothing beats a sausage, egg, and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese on a toasted everything bagel.