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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/A-Croissant on 2026-02-11 20:40:42+00:00.
I’ve been constipated for one and a half weeks after taking some strong painkillers.
Instead of taking prescription laxatives, today I decided to try my home remedy laxatives which is basically chugging one after the other a pint of prune juice , then a pint of orange juice then a can of monster energy and then a Yakult of health.
The second I finished downing all of this, I needed to go and I finally moved the beast.HOWEVER the party mix shouldn’t work this quickly so now I’m going to drink a fuck tonne of water and stay up all night cleaning my guts out.
At least if I need an emergency colonoscopy at any point tomorrow I’ll be squeaky clean.
TL;DR: I took my homemade laxative to early and now my bright red butthole squeaks when I run to the toilet