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And that’s basically it!
It should be "of beautiful black coal"
Makes for a better acronym
BCC - Brainless Cucked Cunt
He should get a medal saying "cleverest and bestest person of the entire universe". Hold that thought. Wondering what the stupidest thing is, which people could bring him pride in accepting
Not enough propaganda. They should call it 'Beautiful, Clean, Greenest of the Green, Climate Protecting, Bird Saving, Woke Antifa Tears Inducing, All-American, Beef Loving, Lungs Restoring Coal'.
I could pay for naming a star in the past. I wonder if that grift still exists. Imagine what an oil company could get away with if they gave him a certificate showing that a star is named after him.
I read that as 'beautiful clean coat' and wondered why would he accept a trophy for a dog.
Then I remembered that he's a little bitch. TACO.
Last time I saw you, you looked so much older
Your famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder
Next week, the Tampax® Prize For Bigly Human Rights.
How I wish they would have called it Beautiful Bleached Coal!
I wonder what the bribees gets in exchange for this made up trophy that means nothing.
Read the news. Extended life for coal power plants, upgrades, department of war signing contracts for buying coal energy etc.
Department of ’war’ has stepped up its war on the planet
🤢
Made up awards for a "strong man"....