this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Which is funny, since even a non-techie can setup a website using wordpress.

A lot of them do.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

or our sponsor, squarespace! use code "lemmygeddat" for a whopping 5% off your first day!

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hosting and making a website are very different tasks to me.

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[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

oh snap, root's here

[–] doug@lemmy.today 29 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I’d sooner use Frontpage.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Frontpage Express is how I learned basic HTML.

Basically I'd make something look like how I wanted, then just delete all the extra trash and repeating tags until I knew enough of what it did to write my own.

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[–] nightlily@leminal.space 7 points 2 days ago

I‘d sooner use a 25 year old pirated version of Macromedia Dreamweaver.

[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Somewhere, in the dephts of the ancient 56k web, exists a website I made with friends when we were in middle school. It's actually still online, and half of the resources are pulled from urls like file:///D:/MegaSite/lol.JPG

This data has been lost forever, but yet, somehow, parts of that yesteryears afternoon at my friend's are still here.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

Angelfire was the peak.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Local storage? Wouldn't it be saved to their OneDrive?

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

That's the joke. Guys says his job is done for, by buddy building a website via chatgpt, except the guy knows nothing about how the internet works.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pretty much sums up a lot of younger people who didn’t grow up learning far more hands-on basic computer use. Z and A are gonna be the “AI” generation that surrenders the last of critical thought and hands it all to walled gardens of instant, tailored, and curated information.

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TIL that I'm a programmer

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This motherfucker over here is ruining the good name of Bens all over the planet

[–] Hazor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a Ben, I think I speak for all of us when I say that this Ben does not represent us or our Benly sensibilities.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

As a Ben myself, Ben's can eat shit. I've never met a Ben I didn't want to punch or fuck.

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I made a piracy streaming app with iptv for me to use on my phone and tv.

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