ah yes, weed, the stuff that famously makes you not want to eat
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2026
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I mean, honestly, for me, yeah. It distracts me and makes me too lazy to make a meal.
It makes me lazy, but it also lowers the bar for what I consider food.
Why yes I'll eat those 50 individually wrapped slices of American cheese
Fuck you for calling me out like this.
I try to keep that kind of food out of my home so I don't end up doing that, but yeah, sometimes it happens.
In the end there's just a massive mountain of empty wrappers on the couch, they stay there until the next morning.
Exactly, so it leads to eating multiple bags of chips instead.
If you're telling me that's never ended up in you ordering Doordash from like 3 places at once when you really shouldn't have, I don't believe you.
Well you better fuckin' believe it because some people live in actual poverty and even getting high is a luxury. The idea that I have ever had the money to piss away on food delivery is fucking laughable, but especially after I got really financially fucked being diagnosed with cancer three years ago now. Even during COVID I was busy getting a degree and had to budget super tightly to make it through and be able to afford weed once in a while. My budget has been so tight lately that I haven't even smoked in a year and a half (and sometimes I really wish I could afford it because it really helps with the stomach cramps caused by my cancer medications). There hasn't been a time in the last eight years that I didn't qualify for food stamps. I don't know what to tell you.
If you have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, you won't want to eat. I've had it twice and I lost weight. 🤷♂️
Humulene, terpene found in some weed strains (and also other plants like hops and ginger), has some evidence of being an appetite suppressant.
When I first went through the process of getting my medical card, I was required to have a consultation with the pharmacist and she recommended strains with that if I have a problem with the munchies. Personally, I really like to get high and eat so I've mostly avoided those strains, so I cannot attest to the effectiveness of this myself.
choose your warrior
Swap codeine for a full bottle of 1990's robitussin.
The idea is to play a game. Not happening after a full bottle of robitussin.
dino juice, nice
Oh, I'm rolling around at the speed of sound.
genuinely the best show ever made btw
Allen just wanted paperclips.
oh man I'm going have to setup EmuDeck again to play this. Criterion did not deserve what EA has done to them, bring back Burnout you cowards.
they kinda did in 2012
Smiling friends is hilarious
Diets gross to me, Aspartame just has the metallic taste to me lol
Beer and weed sounds like the best of both worlds.
they are!
Does it come with a paperclip perfectly shaped to fix electronics?
Bro, if you think I'm gonna smoke weed and not eat 5000 calories of whatever looks good...
Where the fuck you buy that giant can of diet Dr pepper? I need it now!
Convenience stores and gas stations usually and maybe Walmart (bleh)
Burnout 3 takedown was my jam
An occasional burnout paradise session is still fun too
I will not stand for Burnout Paradise slander
Hungry after work? Too tired to make anything? Try 14 beers for dinner! You surely will not regret 14 beers for dinner
Bullshit. There’s no Doritos on the right.
Diet soda?
I'll stick to Kirkland vodka thanks.
How dare you leak my diet 🤬
Throw the Diet cans away and get real Dr. Pepper and you’ve sold me.
I don't partake myself, but as I understand it doesn't weed give you the munchies?
It also makes healthy shit taste better.
You can absolutely fuck up a bag of baby carrots and cucumber sticks and a tub of hummus too.
Unfortunately it can also make unhealthy shit taste even better.
There is some evidence that it depends on the yerpenes, which vary by strain.
Humulene (also found in stuff like ginger and hops) might be an appetite suppressant.
I hope weed gets re-scheduled or legalized in the US so it gets easier to actually research this stuff.
Many people yes, some folks no, inject yourself with cheap chinese GP1s and you'll be fine either way.
Big time. Keep the kids lunch snacks locked up when I smoke
I'll take both, but I'd like to sub for star citizen and some edibles. And make it 2 beers.
Yeah. But (legally) dinner was ~$51 vs I think $150 for "medicinal" Marijuana.
backstory
I only called one service once, back in 2022 I think. Doctor sounded so bored. Prescribing marijuana over the phone for the weakest claims.
🎼 Australians let us all rejoice. For we are one and FREE (Am so tempteted to remind my students that the FREE part means they should be able to access social media as well, but I'm 90% sure they already found a work around over the christmas break)
Is that a bag of kale and yogurt?
I mean I'll play a PS2 game instead of eating, period.
No shot the stuff on the left is more than 800Cal