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this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2026
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The Froth of Khan was right there
My God they need to get it together. The Bath of Kahn was right next to that!!!
At least they got, “Botanically Scented.”
Anybody up for a Mudd bath?
Worf: “You just… sit here?”
Khan top text:
Cleans you up after a day spent on Ceti Alpha V
Picard:
The bath must be drawn here!
This far (up the tub), no further! And I will make them Zestfully clean!
It is possible to use no soap and still be clean. That is not a dirtiness. That is water.
Even in the dirtiest circumstances, there is always a soap- sometimes only a bubble. Trust that soap. Scrub a way back, no matter what it takes.
I'm curious as to why the Earl Grey scented isn't more popular.
It's bergamot orange. Citrus fruit shower gels are popular af.
That's for when your bladder's full and you end up going where no man has gone before.
With 7 of 9 essential vitamins and minerals in every bar.
Lower your shields and let the rest of the crew go on an away mission as you enjoy an ancient ritual of a water bath.
Transport yourself to Risa without the need for a shuttle in your own home.
Re energise your warp core with this bar of dilithium soap crystals.
How do reavers clean their harpoons?
Now I'm sad.
Which one doesn’t make the dirt Klingon?
I can't tell if I get the reference or if I'm having a stroke.
Which one doesn’t make the dirt [stick on]?
My friend's got a bar of Picard soap in his bathroom. :)
When you take the actual soap out of the packet, does it have the image or writing embossed on it, or is it just a plain bar of soap with a cool box?
Starfleet logo:
I'd love to know as well. His is still in the packet. It's more of a decoration gimmick to him.
That's nice, but I prefer a sonic showed everyday.
There's no danger in dropping soap in the equitous 24th century.
You still do it, just for funsies