Microsoft is so fucking stupid
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2026
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inb4 text files from the internet now get a MOTW warning banner like macros in Office lol
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Its a simple task guys, repeat the phrase and count number down. You had one job.
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This has nothing to do with Markdown. It's disinformation from Microslop.
You can make the link
C:\windows\system32\cmd.exehn
This is so stupid. Why did they add something like this? In Markdown, there is no execution. The only privacy concern might be externally rendered images that can collect your IP (because you are pinging a server)
The content inside the notepad edit window should probably be universally sandboxed from your local box and throw popups when referencing external content with exactly what is being done.
They half assed the implementation.
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Oh no! Not Microslop! They're my favorite! What do I do?
You need to journey to Epstein's island to find Bill Gates to discover the secret.
Wait! Can someone explain this to me
Microsoft recently added Markdown support so it can handle things like bold text, links, and images.
But in doing that, they accidentally created a problem where a malicious text file could hide a link inside it. When you open the file, Notepad might follow that link, which could then download and run harmful code on your system.
So now, in the worst case, just opening what looks like a normal text file could put your computer at risk.
Thanks Microsoft.
It's not about markdown and it wasn't accidently
"Improper neutralization of special elements used in a command" read
also this problem was known since 2006: https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20060509-30/?p=31263
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Great! That is the prefect question to ask and at the most appropriate time! I'll give you a detailed explanation without any hand-waiving and get directly to the point with a concrete answer and also just a little about white supremacy.
HA, how do you fuck up notepad?! Wild this is not the only notepad program in disgrace ether, what a time to be alive.
Hows the whole "must update for security" people doing?
Back in the year 2000 I was writing intranet apps for a big corporation, using Visual Basic and classic ASP (lol) and IE6 (lolol) for the UI. A very handy if not indispensable tool for this sort of work is the ability to View Source on the generated pages, which popped up the HTML in Notepad. One day for me this simply stopped worked entirely -- hitting View Source did nothing and I couldn't fix the problem on my computer no matter what I did (other people's computers still worked fine). I even switched to a different computer, set up all my tools and programs as normal, and got the same problem with View Source not working at all. I went like this for six months, and it was a real challenge to debug problems.
Eventually I discovered the problem from a forum post: I had a shortcut to Notepad on my desktop. For no reason I can possibly imagine, this prevented View Source from doing anything at all. It didn't even have to be a shortcut to Notepad proper; any shortcut that happened to be named "Notepad" would cause the break even if it was a shortcut to some other program. Renaming my shortcut to "NotepadX" fixed the problem. I would LOVE to have some old MS engineer explain to me what the living fuck was going on here.
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To be fair, markdown is a very cool standard.
While I don't know if it really makes sense for Notepad to be anything other than a plain-text editor, there are better tools for that, supporting markdown is kind of nice.
This means you have support for it on fresh Windows installs, which could be good for virtual machines. That said, Markdown is intrinsically pretty readable without formatting anyway.
It's a shame they flubbed the implementation though...
Windows used to come with notepad (raw text) and wordpad (basic markup). It would have made more sense to keep wordpad and add markdown to it instead so there would still be something that is just raw text.
I thought the Notepad > Wordpad > MS Word progression was pretty much perfect. A zero complication plaintext editor, something with a bit more formatting, and outright typesetting for print.
Granted I use a combination of Notepad++, Obsidian, and haphazard LaTeX venvs now so who am I to talk. I don’t represent most Windows users and especially not the Linux daily drivers. I’d like to think there’s still a lot of people in my situation.
It says a lot that none of the reasons I like Notepad++ were brought into Notepad when they changed it. A copilot button in the place where I write immediate notes and edit batch files? What could possibly be the use case? I just need it to be able to open massive text files and have a decent search UI and that’s it
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It qualifies for c/aboringdystopia imo
For non-techies, this like fucking up making a set of alphabet blocks or a picture of a rainbow.
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An attacker could trick a user into clicking a malicious link inside a Markdown file opened in Notepad
So you can give someone a Markdown file with a link to an application, and if they click the link the application runs.
Markdown supports links, yeah.
But Notepad doesn't, so it shouldn't render .md files, it should just show the markdown code.
They keep adding stuff to notepad that no one was asking for. Like tabs and saving on exit, which breaks the workflow of having notepad be a throwaway scratch pad.
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An attacker could trick a user into clicking a malicious link inside a Markdown file opened in Notepad, causing the application to launch unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.
"launching unverified protocols" - does that mean the network fetching is done by the Notepad app, and Notepad doesn't open the browser for this..? If so, bloody hell, Microsoft...
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