I'm enough of a man to eat straight out of the Can at any time of the day but please don't make me eat spam.
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2026
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I'd rather eat my own cum
I'm not here to stop you. I just have one question: Can you produce 36oz of load per day? I got that number from a regular size 12oz can of SPAM and multiplied it by 3 for 3 meals a day. This is reckoning by volume not weight.
I can help him though
cum has more fructose than spam
Thin slices, fried up with pineapple. Yummo.
It's very cheap protein where I live. But it has way too much salt for me, and various other mysteries.
For cheap protein I buy sardines instead.
I can't stand sardines. Every time I've tried them it's just the wrong kind of fishy flavor.
If I want cheap protein I usually go chicken or turkey.
I've never had sardines but I've heard they are extremely healthy and low cost.
Spam: low cost, delicious, but not healthy. And downright disgusting to those who know what it actually is and/or have witnessed its entire processing from whole happy pig to canned gelatinized slurry.
Sardines do have the same high salt problem. Healthy in moderation but watch your blood pressure.
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OP is a cat in a human body. The taste buds adapted to the salt and now they are able to open their own cans.
I'm pretty sure this amount of salt would cause immediate kidney failure in a cat
Gonna save this pic and look at it whenever I crave meat.
glad to be of service
Yeah, no
Spam in little cubes in macaroni, fine
But uncooked put of the can? That is a little too much
Supposedly it tastes good sliced and pan fried. I'm kinda afraid to try it in case it's actually tasty.
It absolutely is. Pan fried with eggs is a nice breakfast actually. It's a camping staple for me.
Slice it thin and cook it golden brown. Deep fry it if you can. It’s better than bacon.
I'm sure shit can taste ok with the right sauce.
Slice thin, fry crispy
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That shit’s more processed than the old iPad I’m typing this on but damn is it tasty, imo especially when fried
When I was a child I thought that stuff was delicious. Mom served it to us. As I got older I kinda started realizing what it was, along with hot dogs and stuff like that, and I cannot stomach the idea of eating such things anymore.
A time release shit post, since y’know.
My gag reflex won't stop triggering now
skill issue