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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 156 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Your personal data is safe with us.

So give it. Very safe. Give it!

We take your home safety very seriously. Please let us in. Let us in. Let us rummage through your nightstand drawers. Your secrets are safe with us.

Your children are also safe. Give them.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 101 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Its wild people are even entertaining the idea. They already proved they will.get your shit stolen.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 71 points 4 days ago

Just comply bro. It's easy. Just upload it bro.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly— in most cases, immediately after age confirmation.

Define "quickly" and why is it not always immediately after confirmation?

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

quickly as in never and then leaked because they secured it with the digital equivelent of a wet paper bag left outside.

[–] CaptainCapy@piefed.social 63 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’s been almost 2 decades but I guess I’m a teenager again ?🤷 Because I ain’t uploading shit to discord.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

how_do_you_do_fellow_teenager.bmp

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sus. ~~You~~ us young'uns would have used how_do_you_do_fellow_teenager.avi

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ah crap I activated your Trap Card!

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[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 18 points 3 days ago

The current UK government in a nutshell right now:

[–] Dilligentincubus@piefed.ca 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's not even that it got leaked, it's the fact that it's data they said they didn't have. Screw em!

[–] schema@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Yep. Just confirms once more that a company's word means absolutely nothing.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 71 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Doubt.

"Quick deletion: Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly - in most cases, immediately after age confirmation."

https://discord.com/press-releases/discord-launches-teen-by-default-settings-globally

[–] skip0110@lemmy.zip 71 points 4 days ago

Translation: our vendors have no idea where this data goes. If they can’t find it, it’s deleted, right?

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And this is why generic EULAs should be heavily regulated, and allowed to be negotiated like any other contract. Allow me to pencil in a “you’ll allow me to uniquely watermark the scan of my ID so it can be traced back to this specific request, and agree to pay me $500M if that scan is ever included in a data breach or sold to additional third-party vendors” clause.

Oh, Discord doesn’t want to agree to that? Gee, if the company is deleting everything immediately and there’s no risk of a leak/intentional sale, what’s the harm in including it? How’s the saying go? Something about “if you have nothing to hide”?

[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago

Unironically the solution here. We need a bit of a negotiation option. Some entity, I don’t know, the EU or other larger regulatory bodies need to force that one down their throat

[–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 40 points 4 days ago (2 children)

20 years is "quick" enough. 5 is "immediately".

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Pretty much an instant on a cosmic timescale

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[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 25 points 4 days ago

Maybe deleted by discord immediately. Not their vendor partners though since that’s what happened last time data was leaked.

[–] REDACTED 19 points 4 days ago

"In most cases"

So, bots?

[–] creisel@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago

Removed discord from all devices i own.

Bet nobody else will and after all this will be a huge success and the children finally will be safe

Make sure to email their support team and tell them that you left and why, they gotta have records that this shit will not be tolerated!

[–] FisherOfSaints@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you want to protect the children get rid of the billionaires

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 17 points 3 days ago

"last year" doesn't really do it justice They had tons of data breaches last year, the really bad one was after some places forced people to upload their IDs

[–] juslemmybee@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

KYC is a trap.

Always was, always will be.

If you think "I have nothing to hide because I'm not a criminal", I urge you to reconsider before history repeats itself and proves you wrong.

[–] FuCensorship@lemmy.today 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fuck them, fuck them all.

Personal ID to use a shart app? Out of your damn minds.

I guess younger generations will slowly accept this type of crap...

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[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

One good use for AI would be to generate IDs real enough to pass these checks & stock invasive databases with slop

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 14 points 4 days ago

I support this. Fake IDs are morally good

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Except AI is not capable of simple tasks let alone this.

[–] Xoriff@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Really? Generating real-looking faces has been doable for years now. MS paint copy/paste over an actual ID with the letters/numbers scrambled seems like child's play.

(Not that I would ever publicly condone ID fraud. That would be a terrible thing)

edit: oh. To do it en mass to fuck up their databases. Yeah that's fair. For a one-off: easily doable. At scale... Fair point

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I'm so certain you will delete the id immediately after I send it that, after carefully considering it, I deemed it a waste of time: if you are deleting my ID immediately, the time spent on sending it is better used on something more useful, like taking a dump.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Or the women on the TEA app. Sure worked out for them.

[–] bokherif@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

They got a new CEO in April 2025, look him up.

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

No they don’t. They need it to definitively link your data between each of the sites you frequent.

That and your phone number. To be fair, the phone number thing does most of the legwork.

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Age verification should be "continue the song lyrics"

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That could work. They should only be songs from when I was a teenager—

Wait. They’re classic oldies now?! 😢

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lol my dad listens to that shite

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