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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 170 points 5 days ago (9 children)

I'm having a stroke right now.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 days ago

If you see primarily isn't can be of.

[–] brap@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

I’m glad that’s not just me. I actually thought my brain had failed me again.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

Call a bondulance!

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 5 points 4 days ago

Checked the comments to make sure I wasn’t having one. Thankfully we’re all in this together.

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can’t parse that first sentence.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's gonna be there, once they're done.

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[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

do you are have speak english

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Näe jag är inte helt säker på hur man gör!

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Quiero dibujarte una polla en la cara.

Låter lite oförskämt

[–] Aufgehtsabgehts@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Warum zum Henker hast du einen Kringel über deinem a?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Åh, det är en lingvistisk fråga som en lingvistikprofessor kan besvara.

[–] Herr_S_aus_H@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ich habe verstanden was du geschrieben hast obwohl ich mir nichtmal sicher bin in welcher Sprache das geschrieben ist 👍

Det är svenska! Jag förstår också, på ett ungefär.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Vi dån't use thås lätters bröther

Böt pleas du, Sweden is wönderful

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A møøse once bit my sister…

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Must have been majestic

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago

I was thinking more Samuel L. Jackson, from Pulp Fiction.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago

Every fucking day if I could.

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 70 points 5 days ago

He has such a way with words. Not a good one. But a way.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 62 points 5 days ago (1 children)

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ow my brain.

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] daellat@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 46 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

don't let em

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm seriously wondering this about have you aneurysm writer

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 4 days ago

When they did, they will. Until then they do always the time

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 5 days ago

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

This is just about how my thoughts appear to me after months of outsourced my thinking to LLMs

Rockstar clearly haven't been as far as decided to do, and it shows.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are they saying that we'll have GTA 6 when the PS6 is released?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No they're saying that, Rockstar confirms that GTA 6 is there were once they are did, and that, they became the first ever to have the first as in the video game of that when of PS5 began. Then they end the post by congratulating them by exclaiming "Congratulations Rockstar"!

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but I feel like I'm having a stroke reading your reply.

Can you dumb down what you've written?

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just gta 6 Is there where there once did bro

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

She done already done had herses.

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Herse? They got done doing dat.

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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago

Poisend IA posting?

[–] fleebleneeble@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago
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