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And that’s basically it!
Can we stop posting / sharing what that guy does? Why do we keep him relevant?
Functionally illiterate moron insists he's "Too smart to read."
Functionally illiterate moron, sex trafficker and rapist insists he's "Too smart to read."
Good catch.
What does it say about the society that he is so much better off than me?
21% of the U.S. is illiterate, with 54% topping out at a 6th grade reading level. Meaning 75% of the U.S. reads at a middle school level, at best... So this clown trying to convince people he's in the 25% of folks able to read above a 6th grade level is legitimately hilarious!
And this grifting fuck knows that, because that 75% is exactly who he is trying to tap into by appealing to their ignorance.
He certainly knows how to rage bait. We have to collectively learn to ignore this bullshit, and teach young boys the same.
did my part by not upvoting the post 🫡
Stop make stupid people famous. Negative attention is also attention.
rage bait for internet points. pass
An proven moron said something mind numbingly stupid. News at 10...
Why do people keep giving this idiot exposure?
He’s a media producer, and he ain’t producing books. Of course he’s going to tell his audience books don’t matter.
That shithead rapist doesnt deserve the time of day
Who cares
ME AM SMART, NO NEED READ! READ AM FOR BETA MALE!
Who needs ideas? Just depend on the Holy Word Of Trump. /s
Sounds like my manager who legit uses openAI as a fucking search engine.
Make friends with your IT guy, devise a plan to block the correct web domains for the 2 hours ahead of any company meeting to let that problem sort itself out.
Ahahahahahahaha!
I feel so bad for the Onion
Dear Andrew. You need to fill your head with stuff cause you're unable to sit in the silence of your own mind since it's shouting what an utter failure you are at being a decent person. You've hurt so many people, and deep down you know that ain't right. It's called cognitive dissonance. I want to hope you can become a whole person someday, but frankly you don't deserve that. Honestly I can't see you as anything other than a drain on society.
That's a strange way to confess to being illiterate.
I need action. I need constant chaos in my life to feel content.
This is the sound of deep, deep, profound, deep insecurity chasing a man down a never-ending alleyway peppered with neon signs that say "Unattractive to Women?", "Easily Bullied By Other Men?", "GAY???"
I hope he does serious prison time for his crimes, because it will be extra enjoyable knowing that it's literally the worst place he could ever find himself. No escaping one's own mind in that place.
If you only ever read one book,
Then shut the fuck up.
If you never read any books,
No, seriously. Shut the fuck up.
All of his examples of his "intelligence" have nothing to do with brain power:
Driving a supercar.
Fighting (and losing badly).
Fucking hoes and champagne (think he might be fucking his drinks?.. grammar is for idiots apparently).
Going crazy...?
Dude is a true genius, and all the hits to the head have only made him more powerful.
I just wish for a world where I am not exposed to mr chinless every dumb thing he says. Or every famous individidual says. Use your critical thinking and wits, for your opinion. If something seems that wrong, it is.
Future American president.
He has the requisite sex crime experience!
Why even bother with this. Ugh. Just writing here is icky.
Isn’t this kind of thing the point of the sub? Looks like an onion headline, but it’s real.
That said - i do get it’s a bit depressing and probably doesn’t pass the vibe test.
I need constant chaos in my life to feel content. I need to be driving a supercar and f—ing fighting, f—ing a bunch of hoes and champagne… going crazy.”

"I'm to smart to use my brain" says guy who is on the run from eastern european authorities.
I know he's young, but this guy can't shake off the mortal coil soon enough. Fuck him forever.
Given how dumb this guy demonstrates himself to be daily, I'm astonished he's managed to live this long.
The rapist and sex trafficker said this? Crazy
