One more time...
LEAVE YOUR PHONE AT HOME.
IT IS A POCKET GOVERNMENT SPY
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2026
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We know that trump was lying about Renee Good and Alex Pretti because people had their phones with them.
Use your phone if you HAPPEN to see something to record while incidentally out and about. If you're SPECIFICALLY putting yourself out there to protest, document, or obstruct action, it's insane to bring your actual phone - get a dumb digital camera. It comes with MUCH less liability, and from a purely practical point of view you don't wind up trying to explain to your phone company why your phone being stomped into bits by a Nazi should be covered by the insurance. Not to mention you can pop the SD card and hide it if you need to. It's just smarter.
Nah.
With a phone you can have it automatically upload. Can't do that with a digital camera.
The best advice is to get a burner phone bought with cash with a plan also bought with cash.
A phone can upload automatically, so even if they take it the video is out there.
Just use a burner phone bought with cash.
No, we know because somebody recorded the video. They're not exactly the same thing.
but how will i post about how revolutionary i am???
"The revolution will not be tweeted."
If you're truly that revolutionary then more than enough people will post for you.
Yeah, but how are they gonna do it without their fancy phones?
Well, I heard that certain Samsungs can double as incindiary grenades...
Definitely don't bring your own homebrew stingray device to scrape data from the personal phones of gravy-seals.
No, seriously, it's probably a huge FCC violation.
Its good to have some kind of camera device that can take and upload video. A cheap flip phone is fine for this. If you're meeting up with other people remove the battery.
Or make an EM cage mask for your phone.
I mean, it's still a liability. If you get arrested, and they don't have direct evidence of your doing something, your phone can't incriminate you if they can't get their hands on it.
Good point.
Guess I'm not going to the protests, I can't imagine not having my phone on me.
/s
I mean, it's better to be there with it than not be there at all, but in every way you're better off not having it with you. Even off or in an EM bag, if they take it from you, they can look for ANY reason to hold you, and if they just SUSPECT you, the hole in your provider connection record is EXTREMELY suspicious. If you don't have your phone and they don't have photographic evidence of anything, then you were at home the whole day taking a nap. How will they prove otherwise? If you want to take photos or document what's happening, a dumb camera is a smarter move.
Like an elon mask ? A shield that's able to hide any and all evidence.
We should coat it in his skin, and see if it works.
To be fair protests would be 3000% more effective if everyone had guns.
Not shooting anybody. Just protest while having guns on the side.
Everyone at once specifically tho.
Oh like how nukes totally made war not a thing anymore
There still was no direct war between two nuclear powers yet.
India and Pakistan have had wars between each other after they acquired nukes.
India and China are constantly up in each other's grill too.
that just means india is weird
Wouldn't that just be a COD lobby?
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Look at how the other passengers agree to literally turn a blind eye to this
Pedofile judgment day
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Individual acceptance is one thing, but when that acceptance infects thousands it becomes an issue
Yeah. That'll happen
Gonna lose a nail loading mags.
Nah, AK mags are double stack so you just push the rounds down. Not like pistol mags where you have to push em in from the front of the feedlips. Not much chance of breaking a nail.
How do you get nails like that?
Press on, usually a transparent false nail, with a uv cured adhesive below it. Then a gel polish on top likely uv cured as well.
So clear false nails, cured, painted, cured.
Hope she’s got some of that “wisdom” to know her target (and what’s behind it).
I don't care if it's a firefighter or a puppy therapist, whomever stands behind trump is acceptable collateral damage.