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[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Aerosolized MDMA & Oxytocin = Love Gas

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Aerosolized DPH & Speed = Fear/Terror gas

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Found Scarecrow's Lemmy account

Dr. Crane isn’t here right now, but if you’d like to make an appointment…

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Can I have some motivation gas for tomorrow morning, please?

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Inhale some powderized stimulants and it’ll probably do the trick.

(This is a joke, please do drugs responsibly)

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

That moment when you realise the 'smelling salts' folk used to use in Victorian- and Edwardian-era England to stimulate the senses and/or revive a fainted person.. Was often ammonia

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Bro my roommate once got some smelling salts from his work. No wonder that wakes you up, sniffing it legitimately feels like razor blades in your nose

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Yeah it just activates the body’s flight response.

i'd pretend to be your roommate but i feel like this is not a unique experience. i took a whiff from about six inches away and wanted to punch whoever gave me the idea to do that (me)

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

You can vaporize some stimulants like methamphetamine and crack cocaine. They will motivate you at low doses. At higher doses, they will mainly motivate you to do more drugs.

[–] REDACTED 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They'd start gassing people in workplaces

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Caffeine inhalers are a thing.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

It's called Adderall.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

wonder woman please we have been telling you your septic is clogged. please use the portable bat-loo

[–] brap@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (4 children)

It’s all fun and games until someone deploys the ANGER GAS.

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Anger gas is what they used as a plot device in The Kingsmen.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 7 points 5 days ago

To be fair I would also fly into a murderous rage if an entire church full of people had their phones playing siren sounds at max volume and did nothing about it

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you aerosolized corticosteroids and stimulants, you’d probably get a pretty effective “anger gas”

Adding PCP would likely help too

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] notabot@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago

Meh, can't be bothered to look it up.

[–] Arctic_monkey@leminal.space 10 points 5 days ago

I've got some surprise gas, just pull my finger...

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Mad Gas would basically just be farts I suppose.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

If you have dick gas for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor

[–] CorpoCorpse@midwest.social 6 points 6 days ago

SyFy's Alice had this, still one of my favorite movies (2pt special like IT)

[–] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure chemical weapons are fear gas.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 5 days ago
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

🤩 please send me this gas 🤩

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago

My farts are angry gas. If I rip one in your face, you will immediately be pissed.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 3 points 5 days ago

This Stanislaw Lem novel is about a Conference that gets hit with LTN gas (Love Thy Neighbor) and oddly specific hallucinogens as an opening move in a global power struggle

Must. Read.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Futurological_Congress

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

that gas station emoji gas got me fent leaning in my grandmas walk-in-closet

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Disgust gas is a fart.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago

Just fyi tearing is not an emotion

[–] LeapSecond@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Embarrassed gas is just farts. As is disgust gas.

you need more practice. that should be pride

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Depends upon if you are the producer or the consumer.

i dunno my cat let out the nastiest fart at my wife the other day. i was so impressed (that she aimed it properly, also the smell)

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots tranq gun bullets got u.

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