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[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aerosolized MDMA & Oxytocin = Love Gas

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aerosolized DPH & Speed = Fear/Terror gas

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Found Scarecrow's Lemmy account

Dr. Crane isn’t here right now, but if you’d like to make an appointment…

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can I have some motivation gas for tomorrow morning, please?

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Inhale some powderized stimulants and it’ll probably do the trick.

(This is a joke, please do drugs responsibly)

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That moment when you realise the 'smelling salts' folk used to use in Victorian- and Edwardian-era England to stimulate the senses and/or revive a fainted person.. Was often ammonia

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bro my roommate once got some smelling salts from his work. No wonder that wakes you up, sniffing it legitimately feels like razor blades in your nose

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah it just activates the body’s flight response.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

i'd pretend to be your roommate but i feel like this is not a unique experience. i took a whiff from about six inches away and wanted to punch whoever gave me the idea to do that (me)

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

You can vaporize some stimulants like methamphetamine and crack cocaine. They will motivate you at low doses. At higher doses, they will mainly motivate you to do more drugs.

[–] REDACTED 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They'd start gassing people in workplaces

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Caffeine inhalers are a thing.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It's called Adderall.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

wonder woman please we have been telling you your septic is clogged. please use the portable bat-loo

[–] brap@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It’s all fun and games until someone deploys the ANGER GAS.

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anger gas is what they used as a plot device in The Kingsmen.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 7 points 1 month ago

To be fair I would also fly into a murderous rage if an entire church full of people had their phones playing siren sounds at max volume and did nothing about it

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you aerosolized corticosteroids and stimulants, you’d probably get a pretty effective “anger gas”

Adding PCP would likely help too

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] notabot@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Meh, can't be bothered to look it up.

[–] Arctic_monkey@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago

I've got some surprise gas, just pull my finger...

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If you have dick gas for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor

[–] CorpoCorpse@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

SyFy's Alice had this, still one of my favorite movies (2pt special like IT)

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mad Gas would basically just be farts I suppose.

[–] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure chemical weapons are fear gas.

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[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Disgust gas is a fart.

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

that gas station emoji gas got me fent leaning in my grandmas walk-in-closet

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

This Stanislaw Lem novel is about a Conference that gets hit with LTN gas (Love Thy Neighbor) and oddly specific hallucinogens as an opening move in a global power struggle

Must. Read.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Futurological_Congress

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

My farts are angry gas. If I rip one in your face, you will immediately be pissed.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

🤩 please send me this gas 🤩

[–] LeapSecond@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago
[–] huppakee@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Just fyi tearing is not an emotion

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Embarrassed gas is just farts. As is disgust gas.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

you need more practice. that should be pride

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[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 1 points 1 month ago

Farts are generally an anger gas, from where I come from

[–] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

We do already have poop emoji gas.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What emotion is dissolving lung gas

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