Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs
For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it's minions) to save their tribe's armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection
Does it have to be from D&D? Because there's a blood-fueld submachine gun that does fire damage in a GURPS supplement and it's, uh, totally in line with my backstory.
I'm listening :)
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Hold on, I need to refer to my Book of Erotic Fantasy.
their master, an Ancient Red Dragon
That gives me some ideas.
Im listening
Either the strap on that becomes real and turns you into a futa or the riding crop that lets you cast Dominate Person as a 9th level sorcerer.
There's also an item called the Staff of Holy Pleasure that let's you cast some...interesting spells.