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[–] logflume@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

still pissed they closed the sitting area this station used to have

fuck you san francisco

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Can't let the homeless people there have a more comfortable surface than the cold hard concrete floor

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

my first act as president will be to make advertising illegal. apologies to the guy at the gas station who wants to sell me a $5 mix cd but unfortunately all advertising and sales pushing is punishable by a severe bonking and a fine equal to or greater than 200% of yearly revenue, per instance.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just go all the way and abolish currency at that point imo

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Which oval office desk do they keep the Communism Button in?

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Its so cool that we're not allowed to spend any money on expanding our mass transit services, but we'll spend a fortune hosting IRL pop-up ads on every available surface.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Caltrain's currently being electrified, buying new trainsets, and planning to massively increase frequency, but normally your point would be correct.

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[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

"as a commuter to or from silicon valley, I was not aware Google had a web browser! I'm gonna have to download that." —no one ever

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think it's more territorial pissing than an actual intentional business strategy there.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

economists paying each other to eat dog shit

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[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Exactly how I feel about the giant Twitter and Facebook ads in the subways here

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sometimes I look at photographs of the USSR, just to see cities without brain-drilling ads all over the place.

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[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

At this point, I feel like even calling it "tech" is an insult to the idea of technology.

I made this rant before, but where's the actual innovation? Google has no excuse advertising Chrome, something almost everyone under the age of 45 uses. To make matters worse, I begrudgingly admit that Alphabet has done some legitimately cool shit, like look at The Moonshot Factory for example.

I don't need 50 million apps just to take a shit in app-approved toilets in the city, the novelty wore off long ago. Want to innovate? Clean up the ocean, or help usher in high speed rail that would give Japan and Italy a run for their money. Make biotech that can eat up microplastics.

I know they are capable of better, and that's what makes this so frustrating.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Innovating incredible new rent-seeking techniques

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I made this rant before, but where's the actual innovation?

Take thing that already exists, privatize it if it's a public service, then add more surveillance and maybe a subscription service. Innovation! so-true

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

What if taxis but indentured servitude?

[–] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

The bad guys won the cold war

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I dunno I still see a lot of free space for more advertisements. It's only true capitalist efficiency if literally every square inch of literally every viewable surface everywhere is covered with advertisements. If a human can look away from an ad without seeing another ad then we haven't gone far enough.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Even that's thinking small. Get the ads inside the soypoint-1 AR glasses soypoint-2 of the commuters, and then you can target them. Boom--infinite ads in a finite space.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

chrome logo on a train looks like something from a sci fi dystopia movie

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Amazon proudly presents The Torment Nexus as seen in the hit novel Please Don't Build The Torment Nexus. lord-bezos-amused

[–] Saoirse@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Who is even the target audience for a chome ad. Everyone's already using it unless they have an ideological reason motivating them not to.

[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Google knows all the firefox users live there and is running these ads just to make us mad.

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The purpose of a lot of advertising is to tell consumers who already use the product that they made the right choice. This reinforces brand loyalty and prevents customers from switching products in the future

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Car commercials are generally targeted toward people that are already making payments for the car to reinforce the life changing epiphany/identity marker that the purchase represented.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I would have posted something like this months ago but I was kind of worried about the doxxing potential even if I live a bit out of town. Thank you for sharing my pain for me.

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

worried about potentially doxxing themselves

Immediately afterwards says they live in the surrounding area of SF

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well yeah, but still, taking pictures with my own phone felt like additional risk.

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Like famed rapper tekashi 6ix9ine once said, I'm only scared of 2 things in life. First God, and the FBl second

We've already long since killed God and the feds could get me anytime they want to

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I want them to put in, like, a few minutes first, okay? angery

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hex snitches, telling all their business

Sit in the court and be their own star witness

Do you see the one true leftist?

Yeah I'm right here!

Fuck around, get the whole comm sent up for years

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There’s like 10 million people there lol

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[–] logflume@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

see you at beaux on friday?

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago
[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

The hanging ads mixed with a single USA flag is incredibly fucking funny

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I fucking HATE ads

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

The ads have the same prominence as the US flag (which is basically a corporate logo from way back anyways).

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

Time to build yourself some spraypaint drones

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

birthplace of the chatbot that wrote this

  1. a chatbot did not write that. Maybe it spat out the art, but that's a little too clever for a chatbot

  2. at least they're not calling it "AI"

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The public transit I use in the Bay Area mostly has ads about how if a soda can were full of Fentanyl everyone would die. Oh, and PSAs that say that if you use marijuana you’ll never get a job, because it will go on your permanent record.

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This kind of shit makes me want the world to burn. Nothing but the mindless clamoring for more wealth accumulation all for the sake of itself. It makes everything feel so meaningless to me.

[–] ultraviolet@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

xi-plz we need actual railroads

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