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[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 83 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hindu paintballers be like

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 49 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yeah wait, can we not make paintballs with...no animal parts?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it's jist the shell the paint is in that uses animal parts, and glycerine can be made from plants too. 🤷‍♂️

[–] redundantgrouch@sh.itjust.works 43 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You can definitely get Glycerine from a Bush.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I hate living in this wheel where everyone steals.

[–] neclimdul@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah it sucks, but when we rise it's like strawberry fields.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago

don't let the days go by

fuck, now I feel old

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes. But would that cost money of the poor investors? Please think of the poor investors.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Yeah, that's kinda buried in the lead.

"Hey, just FYI, all your paintballs have pork fat in them" would be a more startling revelation.

[–] ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m guessing the shell is made from gelatin or something? Which is made from animal bones. I can’t think of what else would be made from animal.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well it does say gelatin in the text so

lol damn it does. I quickly skimmed it but my brain skipped that part.

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

Literally 1857

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You die.

You ascend to the pearly gates. Saint Peter stands there, or the Islamic equivalent, whatever, holding a book with your record. He flips through it.

“Let’s see. Beat his wife and kids, no problem. Stole massive amounts of money, okay. Generally racist, shouldn’t be an issue. Killed a man in cold blood. It was a Jew, so no great loss. Wait. You used pork paintballs? Are you fucking kidding me?”

A hole opens beneath you. You fall straight to hell.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

"I can forgive the wifebeating, the drunkenness, the rape, but the pork paintballs‽ To the deepest pits with you! Insha'Allah, motherfucker!"

/j, obviously

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 5 days ago

One man's religious stupidity is another man's business opportunity.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme

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