We should schedule a march for guillotines that same day
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2026
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You're saying you're going to get them all in the same place huh? Excellent.
I'm here for the march, where do I park my Cybertruck?
Just leave it in that bicycle lane over there. There’s room on the crosswalk.
the cybertruck doubles as a charcuterie cutter, might be useful.
In the middle of their march, if you could.
Luigi intensifies…
Nuke them all from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
It's not going to happen and we all know it, it's funny as fuck to imagine and on some deeply repressed level they know it, that's why they knew it would get publicity.
I stopped reading after "AI startup".Everything these clowns do is a publicity stunt aimed at sucking up VC money and splitting before the jig is up.
The march will be online of ai generative clones of 1 million Eric’s!
LOL, this is going to be hilarious.
I seem to remember some group would dress up in top hats and monocles with satirical signs supporting the parasitic elite.
Beat him to death, with hammers.
The one march that wont have any threats of violence against it, because the people that do that are bootlickers
Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.
Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.
Every healthy society needs a robust guillotine maintenance and repair workforce.
Rope is cheaper and more readily available.
It’s a job guarantee program, and you can only legitimately claim something is expensive when you don’t properly value what it does.
its like the guy that want a pro-rape rally, but cancelled later on because it pussied out.
Surely millions of people will protest on their behalf. It's not like they're going to get their fat asses out there.
They may call that a walk among the plebe, the 1% march doubt could be larger than a neighbourhood meeting...
I assume they just hire people to march on their behalf.
And then stiff them on their pay.
You laugh but here in Australia when the Labor government was pushing for a Minerals Resources Rent Tax (MRRT) the big miners made their staff go attend a "protest" on Perth Foreshore during business hours.
I see a bunch of billionaires in one place as an opportunity.
9 out of 10 who claim to be billionaires at that march, won't be billionaires.
And the other one is lying, too.
Doesn't matter to the hammer.
99,999 out of 100,000, more like.
I think that's exactly why they probably won't have any showing up.
Or else they send proxies. If I was some assistant for one of these fuckers and they asked me to go, I think I'd call in sick that day. No way I'd want to be a meat shield for one of these dickheads.
Like the guy wouldn't just pay a bunch of people to show up
Actually came here to say this. This will be like those "supporters" that showed up to watch Pedonald come down that escalator. Paid actors.
It'll never happen, this is just performative cuntishness.
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Yes, get them all in one place…
Wow.
Turns out, if you try hard enough, you can find a protest that you want your police state to crack down on.
If only one more rally ever gets tear-gassed, I hope it's this one.
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“Vilifying billionaires is popular. Losing them is expensive.”
If this isn't a Honeypot it is absolutely hilarious that think that billionaires being "lost" is them leaving the country/state
It sounds like yet another dumbass that had their brain scrambled by the horrible sci-fi writer named Ayn Rand, who was even worse at philosophy than she was at writing prose. Surprised they aren't just outright saying they are threatening to "go Galt". 🙄
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
Atlas Shrugged is insufferably pretentious trash.
I could not agree more. At one point, I was Libertarian and was always told what great lit it was and it would explain so much, etc. Some time later I was no longer Libertarian and doing lots and lots of reading due to a layoff and trying to find something positive (and free, thanks to good libraries) to fill my time with in between responding to recruiters and job interviews, etc.
I decided I'd finally read Atlas Shrugged. The magnum opus. The book so many Libertarians point to. I had the time and the library had the book, so why not?
And....oh gawd. What drivel. What a shitty philosophical system. I had to force myself to finish reading it. LOL. And then shortly after, I started seeing all these "who's John Galt?" and "gone Galt" stickers on cars.
Gag.
They've been huffing their own farts for so long, they don't know what clean air smells like.
and having sycophants telling that they dont smell anything, or it smells good.
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