Whenever i get out, i scream 'shoetime'

Alonso the US does not comply

you should keep your shoes on in my home if you want to keep your socks clean

For me it’s like the saying touching grass

I have a friend who is shoes off. I respect his wishes at his home but I'd hate to live like that.

I work from home and only really leave the house to go to the grocery store once every week or two. I wear shoes probably about fifty percent of the time, my feet will start to hurt if I don’t. I have two pairs of sneakers that are over five years old and a pair of boots that are almost twenty years old that I rotate. I think I must just live a lot different lifestyle than most folks.

Am from Florida we flip a coin every time we enter or leave a house on if we are doing shoes on or off.

Lot of germaphobes in here. Like I get taking them off if it's muddy or something but otherwise who cares.

My dad came to visit once. He's a shoes off kind of guy. Pretty diligent about it too. Problem is, he just doesn't like wearing them anywhere. Sure go stand in my half mud yard and smoke a cigar and then walk right back into my kitchen.

We decided to show him around the area. Drive out to the coast. Leaving the car, "Dad you might want your shoes." Get to the beach, as we're strong into the sand, he stops, "I think I should put my shoes on."

I fucking died.

All this to say, if you're shoes off, make sure everyone is shoes on outside.

That last line, I'm going to leave it, but it doesn't make sense.