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I should be so lucky. <checks photos from 25th Anniversary last year> Oh wait. I am.

My steak is too juicy my lobster is too buttery...

I would also like to point out the double standard. While this is a fine… I mean freaking fiiiiiine picture.

To the point the dumb shit was trying to make, there is a picture of Pierce Brosnan on a beach with a giant gut. Don’t see the dude posting that kind of shit.

His wife is still very attractive, but what if she wasn't? It wouldn't mean a goddamn thing, would it?

Beauty may be the reason why you are attracted to a person in the first place, but it's not at the top of the list of reasons why you stay with a person.

It's hard for me to even imagine being that shallow.

Pierce Brosnan is the type of man, and husband, all men should strive to be.

https://atlantablackstar.com/2025/04/08/pierce-brosnan-defends-wife-of-24-years-amid-criticism-about-her-weight/

Edit: speeling,

Imagine trying to demonize one of the few people in Hollywood who you can rule out being a kiddie diddler.

They both look incredible for their age

Incel manosphere culture is partially a result of many closeted bisexual and gay men having to succeed under conservatism

Same guy probably complains about his near certainty of dying alone as well.

them honkers lookin' to bust out of they pen

I bet you she looks as beautiful to him now as she did then if not more so. What with having kids, my wife’s body has changed over the years and I found her gorgeous in every stage.

What sad fuck, would post "let's take this example of rare long-lasting, happy [celebrity] marriage, and find a shallow reason to dump on it"?

If someone met them i n public, they'd be too busy looking at the honkers to even notice who the guy is

I might be wrong but so many times I hear people talk about how big breast are desirable, how a big ass is desirable, how curves are great.

And then seemingly the same idiot look at women like that and talk shit... I am wondering if it is cope because they are jealous because everything else is insane.

My husband's comment was "that's silly. the whole point of marriage is to grow old together."

most of those maga dudes age like milk

You can be over 40 and still be smoking hot, and only weirdos claim otherwise.

I'm more attracted to faces. If my wife still has as beautiful face wise as Brosnan's wife, I'd be the luckiest man.

Oh man, what would I ever do if I met someone who I enjoyed spending time with so much that 25 years in I still wanted them living in the same house I do and going to special events with me? I might fuck around and find out I’ve become happy.

tiddies

Obviously the dude is an idiot but what is his proposal?

That you…stay a virgin forever?

Does he think you can just keep bouncing from 20 year old to 20 year old until you die? That’s not how anything works.

Oh noes, a woman gained weight while her husband, over half of whose extremely lucrative career is literally staying maximally attractive and fit, did not.

Clearly this situation teaches a lesson that applies to all of us. Clearly.

/s

Pierce Brosnan is my James Bond.

If you're only with someone because of their looks, then yeah you shouldn't get married. At least not until you grow up.

As an aside, I think she still looks good in the second photo.

I'm lost. She's beautiful is in both, and so is he. Where is the part I'm supposed to be angry about? Boobs. Huzzah!

My brother here is doing it quite well. This coming from someone that has only been married to the same person for 16 years (been together 20). Regardless of the external expectations of society (which can properly fuck right off). To spend that amount of time growing together and separately as well. Some stay together, others grow apart. Some grow together and part later on. Others stay together and blossom as a unit while each developing a unique set of roots.

I thought it was different women at first but yeah no, you wouldn't hearing any complaints out of me.

Wtf.

Here's a reminder to be a sociopath that dumps anyone once they hit 26.

Not everyone has the opportunity to love life so richly, but if you do it superficially it's going be a shit run (and also you'd be shit too).

Find the person who makes you happy inside and return the favour.

i heard he really loves his wife