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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/NoFuckingTheCake on 2026-02-06 04:50:35+00:00.
I'm one of the new guys at a construction business, and as the new guy, one of my responsibilities is to go to the gas station across the road and buy shit for my coworkers. I'm also the youngest, so I fully expected the guys to treat me like the rookie that I am. Cut to yesterday. I was in the gas station. I had everything everyone requested. All I had to do was pay. I was standing in the queue, waiting my turn, when my walkie talkie started speaking. One of my coworkers was asking for an energy bar.
I said it was too late for more requests because I was about to pay. My coworker decided to forgo the energy bar and ask if they had condoms. "The bigger the better" he said. I politely advised my coworker to shut the fuck up and stay off the comms, which he did after laughing his ass off. But then another coworker took over the comms and asked if they sell butt plugs for men, which prompted another coworker to say "butt plugs are unisex bro." Dude replied "unisex is, like, bi people right?"
I interrupted their conversation before it got any more disturbing and said I was literally about to pay, so keep the comms clear unless it's work related. One of the coworker asked if I was finally gonna tell the cashier how cute she is. I decided to switch off my walkie talkie at that moment. The damage was done though. Everyone in the gas station heard everything, including the cashier I refused to make eye contact with because I wanted nothing more than to travel back in time and mute my walkie talkie from the start.
Tl;dr Work with construction guys. Went to the gas station to buy stuff for everyone. My walkie talkie was on, which my coworkers used as an opportunity to embarrass me in public by requesting condoms, butt plugs, and even trying to set me up with the cashier.