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[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

She needs to sit down and shut the fuck up somewhere far away and without internet access.

Fr I am so tired of seeing this two faced anal discharge in the news.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I'm fucking embarrassed and I'm not even gen z.

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Oh, I thought it was going to be something stupid. 😒

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

O_O

How... Fucking... out of touch... Could you get...

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Finally now when people say "6 7" I can ask if they're talking about this thinktank bullshit

[–] alpha1beta@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of Obama's jokes about Hillary from the White House Correspondent's dinner from 2016. Hi, it's Aunt Hillary? Did you get my poke?

[–] GuyIncognito@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Brat summer y'all!!

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This is so cringe it hurts. And I'm Gen-X.

Of course I despise this whole pointless 67 thing so maybe it will kill it.

At least my generation's pointless fascination with numbers actually related to something.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Mobilize the youth to support genocide?

[–] muxika@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Stinks worse than Burger King foot lettuce.

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