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[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 164 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago

Yeah, these dumbasses still haven’t realized that they can’t do this shit themselves. Someone should tell them they have to pay other people to do it while pretending they’re not affiliated.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 116 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Let's YEET out the republicans"

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Frankly if you were ever counting on Harris and crew to save you you were already lost.

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[–] Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m going to pokémon go to headquarters six seven and do the harlem shake

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Flossing 🦷

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I liked it a lot more when she was shutting the fuck up

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 week ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Alright, so 6 7 is officially uncool.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago
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[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Bitch we just did not like you. You can't spin that shit.

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a "Pokémon go to the polls," vibe. Not a compliment.

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[–] karashta@piefed.social 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shut your stupid face and crawl back into your AIPAC hole, you worthless piece of corporate Democratic trash.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Her Newsome and buttigege are all literally the same POS corporate democrat. A DINO

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[–] chellewalker@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn, I guess that's how the Dems will manage to lose their electoral goodwill.

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[–] gigachad@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gen Z? I though this was more of a Gen alpha thing
6️⃣🤷‍♂️7️⃣

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the same thing happened to millennials. they got blamed for being stupid teenagers when they were in their mid twenties. it seems it takes about a generation for the old folks to catch up what's the new word for the youths nowadays, by then it's often barely accurate anymore

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The generational concept is also a bit weird, like if huge waves of children would be born every 10 years lol

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Oh my god fuck all the way off, Harris. You’re bad at this. You’re not the leader we need, now or ever.

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[–] jenings@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Hey everyone don’t forget to hawk tuaw the polls!

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seriously, can this woman just disappear from existence? Like at least Biden learned to keep his fucking mouth shit after killing American democracy.

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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm pushing towards 50 and this feels cringe to me. So logically this should be the coolest thing ever for the kids, right?

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago

Poochie is rad to the max.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Because 'Headquarters 69' would be too cringe, fr fr no cap.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (6 children)

She can't even tell the difference between Gen Z and Gen Alpha.

Good thing is, this bullshit of hers may kill 67 hype for good.

These trends only last 6-7 months anyway.

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[–] BigTrout75@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I was recently informed that that trend is already dead.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

"I don't know anything about Pokémon Go. But I need you to Pokémon Go to the Polls."

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Go away. You are part of the problem. Both you and Gavin can go fuck right off.

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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Thank you Kamala for finally killing this whole 6 7 thing.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

She isnt smart. That meme is already dead. She chasing trends, might as well say pokemon go to the poles.

[–] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Fuck off Kamala.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

A new headquarter to ignore Democrats and progressive ideas and being out of touch with the average voter?

Lady, you had your chance and blew it hard. Just fade away gracefully and let the younger generation take over.

[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Its like there is some kind of Establishment Democrat playbook for political stunting, and its just non-stop weak-dick cringe.

They don't understand the memes of the vox populi, they don’t even understand memes are speech at this point.

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jfc, she and 67 meme? Facepalming intensifies.

But also, maybe if she is going to be cringe with 67, maybe meme dies faster.

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[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I voted for her in 24 and I was glad to. I'm sorry she lost. But I don't think it's wise she run for President again in 28. Governor of California? Great. Let California decide. But the stakes are too high for the Presidency.

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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 10 points 1 week ago
[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

gen Z

the 6-7 meme slop.

Is like when oled people don't realize they're milennial.

Gen Z are who we are in our 20's or like 17 at the minimum, Gen A is whom you call kids.

Glad I'm not from the US so i don't have to cringe over this lol.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

oled people

It's a good technology, but they're not actually sentient, okay?

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