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[–] eve@evecodes.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And they wonder why Americans aren’t having more kids

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

My parents always had rice in the rice cooker and some kind of stew in the fridge. My favorite is the pig feet stews.

Cereal is overated

[–] TractorDuffy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the solution to every human problem is "don't have kids"

no humans, no human problems

pull out of her.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pull out of her.

Do you want kids? Because that’s how you get kids.

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

They are basically savages.

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have to teach the child (grown adult should have self control and understanding of portion size) healthy eating habits.

I make one grocery trip a week so I’m not dealing with all that.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Problem is a teenager that's physically active can absolutely demolish food supplies just keeping up with their calorie expenditure.

I ate 4-5k kcal daily without putting on weight as a teenager. If I did that now as a grown adult, they could make a show about me in a few years time and call it my 250kg life or something.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is why they invented leaving your family.

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My nephew moved in with us years back so at the time i had a partner in his 20's and a nephew in his late teens so I just groaned and doubled the grocery budget.

testosterone makes 'em a food hoover until they hit about 25, deal with it

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

And it's dry... I was just looking at her in disbelief the whole time. Then we have lunch and she gobbled 1kg of fruit afterwards... Bitch's not even fat yo where she's storing all that shit?

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Been there, done that. With half and half instead of milk.

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