Dad Jokes

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Why is the Incredible Hulk so good at gardening? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because he has a green thumb!

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

One? He got two!

[–] runjun@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Got a groan out of me. Great job!

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Solid

[–] Granixo@feddit.cl 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Snake

[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Colonel!

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

He'd till the shit out of it too

[–] Persen@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

"Your buddy steve has two green thumbs, three if you count my penis, I should probably get to a hospital." - Steve, Brickleberry S1E3 (if I'm not mistaken)