this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 69 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"S bren s beve"

Such words of wisdom.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

No no

He's ok because he lid

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I think there is a great distance between him and Oklahoma.

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 6 points 1 week ago

Sure, of course he lid, but I try to look for the deeper wisdom that can be harder to see.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Sbren sbeve is going to carved into my tombstone.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate this “no one” meme format. Nobody ever uses it correctly. I wished it would just die.

[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Almost everyone, actually, I think.

Clearly good for engagement, though.

[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I agree. I couldn’t pass up that response, though!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

we don’t bottle up our emotions, we pressure cook with a lid on our emotions. 

And it works, in an hour you can have soft feeling beans and delicious emotion soup. 

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always like a good homemade boul of AHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE MY FEELINGS PUSH THEM AWAY CANT SHOW EMOTION AHHHHHHH SHIT THE ONLY FEELING IM ALLOWED TO FEEL IS ANGER FUCKKKKKKK YOUUUUUU FEEEEELINGGGGSSSSSSS soup on a cold winter day ( n U n )

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Sounds like a good, sarcastic critique of the traditionally masculine neglect of emotions.

Unfortunately for said critique, it fits into my pressure cooker~

Do you even lid, bro?

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
[–] engywook@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So difficult to keep up with the young ones' slang these days

[–] silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I don't know about lids, but I know some pans...

[–] fosho@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

useless nobody

[–] anas@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

sbren sbeve

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Thia one goes deep, though. She's broken because she believed [that no one would put roofies in her drink]. He's okay because he [used his hand as a] lid.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

I'm okay because I'm too poor to buy drinks in public.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Damn, where do you live? roofie Central? Little snt James?

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 2 points 1 week ago

🎶 she beve she beve 🎶 - ricky martin probably

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago
[–] NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Nothing like a good lid, so sturdy, yet able to vent vapour.

[–] boogiebored@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Is this on a cooking apron?