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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 106 points 1 month ago (3 children)

As a former sysadmin I agree with this chart

[–] yaroto98@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As former QA I also agree with this chart.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 month ago

As a designer who turned into a developer, had to do minor server stuff, manage my own freelance projects and debug it all…

I quit and started working in old cars and handyman stuff. Not a Luddite, but fuck marketing, temporarily organizing pixels, and spying on users for pennies.

[–] shadshack@feddit.online 34 points 1 month ago

As a current sysadmin I concur.

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[–] realitista@lemmus.org 45 points 1 month ago

As a former sysadmin, I approve this message.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 month ago

Sysadmins for the win!

Yup. It's perfect.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This image is older than current CS students

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My 2026 update after the industry wide layoffs over the past couple years and continues with ai over leveraged taking more down with it would be sysadmin replaced with DevOps, qa and designer replaced with developer, and throw some infosec theater on at the end.

[–] OR3X@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a network admin, the sysadmins are a bunch of fucking monkeys.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Don't be jealous just because we can do your job as well as our own.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

even the AV guys can do network these days

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah they are great at getting the vlan access just right. Right?

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

juuuuuussstttttttt r- oh fuck its gone.

its always (m)DNS

[–] Magnum 3 points 1 month ago

The cleaning lady runs the network at our company.

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doesn't look like project managers come off good to anyone, then. Even themselves.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Cause their one good generative AI prompt from being replaced!

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I love how designers are seen as infants twice (and a monkey once)

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

and as evil megalomaniac once

I have found they are the most likely to have lower computer literacy than they need to be for their job. It's not optional, no SysAdmin should have to babysit someone.

[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a former sysadmin, this is correct.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

My dad’s a sysadmin, this is definitely correct.

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

As a current one I concur.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Top left should be a clown, source I'm a developer.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sysadmins don't give a fuck about the lesser disciplines.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Yes, but can you tell me what “IT” stands for?

[–] mech@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

Involuntary Twitching?

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Itchy Taint, if you're me!

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

In my job, I put on all five of those hats in the same day.

[–] mech@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And how do you see yourself?

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I guess a corporate slave /s

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No need for the /s brother. We are all wage slaves.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

The "seen by project managers" row is so accurate it hurts. It needs to be updated with a caption that reads "chatGPT please tell me how to replace this person with a subscription".

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

I know one of the people in this chart, small web

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Nah you get lower pixel version

9324

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

You must be a sys admin. I used to be and that was my first instinct.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Need to stop reading lemmy in the morning before my wife gets up so I stop waking her from laughter!

[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You're welcome

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Hi I'm a designer and this image is correct.

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I was a sysadmin for decades and I can confirm this is pretty accurate.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

To be fair - fuck sysadmins.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Not if we fuck you first.

While you think sysadmins are your enemy, you are you own enemy and we are just trying to save you from yourself.

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