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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 94 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My knowledge of Roman numerals is insufficient to decode it but my weight's been "ERR" for years.

[–] dumbass@aus.social 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it stands for Exquisite Rad Radial. It just means you're fuckin awesome.

Or at least their tires are 🤷

[–] rogsson@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

U got me :D

[–] rogsson@piefed.social 73 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That also would be perfect!

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

Make sure you get a photo of 420.69 on the way up

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't be so harsh! I'd accept 432,10 kg

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Easy mode: 420kg

Hard mode: 4.20kg

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Daaaaaaam nice

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 38 points 1 week ago
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You’re not really that weight though, the phone adds some. Sorry to have to inform you of this.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

....omg the phone's weight on the scales

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That reflection does not look like 123kg to me, how??

[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 23 points 1 week ago

Well of course not, the reflection is weightless, its the person who has weight

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm 190cm and sure, a bit chubby, but easily break the 120kg mark

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.

We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.

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[–] ergonomic_importer@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unless you're made of solid muscle, you may want to do some self reflection because 120kg at 190cm is pretty well into the range of clinical obesity.

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

I look into a mirror all the time

Jokes aside, you're right, I should probably lose some weight. But it's really not as bad as you might think

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

If anything like me, just tall

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (10 children)

That's amazing, that's the same weight as my luggage!

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[–] entwine@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That's almost 300lbs! The reflection rules out morbidly obese, so are you tall as fuck, jacked as fuck, or both?

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Probs just fat as fuck. I weighed myself a couple of months ago and saw 145kg and knew I gotta sort out my weight out. Im average height

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

damn. well congrats on the progress so far

hope it goes well. your knees and ankles will thank you

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[–] Wander@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

People have lost the plot on what is morbidly obese.

To most people obese is healthy and healthy is dangerously underweight.

[–] agingelderly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My dumb ass American mind assumed that scale was in pounds and I though the guy was a little person until I saw your comment

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm 6'3" and was close to 300lb at one point, but since I had a decent amount of muscle before getting fat I didn't look morbidly obese.

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The reflection absolutely does not rule out morbidly obese. It is by definition morbidly obese. The bmi scale does not care about muscle mass.

Yeah I know it's stupid. I'm also ridiculously categorized as morbidly obese. I'm quite a bit lighter than that though.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Not necessarily. If he's 7'4" or taller he'd have a healthy BMI!

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[–] entwine@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah it's weird, I was just being lazy with wording, but now I want to defend BMI a little since it's not that stupid. (I meant to say he didn't look like the stereotypical image of a morbidly obese person, which in hindsight isn't very productive)

It's true that BMI is only useful for "normal" people, which excludes pro-athletes/body builders with a lot more muscle than the average person, and people with conditions that affect their weight. For the vast majority of people, it's a useful metric for overall health. Anyone who cares about longevity and quality of life shouldn't ignore it just because it's uncomfortable to think about or "seems wrong" based on some self assessments. Obviously, there's a lot of stigma around being labelled as obese, but people are judgy assholes about everything. What's basically guaranteed, though, is that if you do lose weight to reach a "healthy" BMI, you will feel a lot better physically (and probably also mentally). Pains you didn't even realize you had will go away, you'll have more energy, etc.

I'm not saying you should lose weight, idgaf. Your life isn't mine, and I'm not here to give unsolicited advice. I just feel compelled to add some extra context so people don't draw hasty conclusions.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] xia@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago
[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I can't get over how your legs look in the reflection. looks like you're wearing super tight shorts and your legs are squeezing out where they stop. kinda the upside down version of a muffin top

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is one of my pet peeves - fraudulent scales. There's no way in Hell that bathroom scale is that accurately measuring your weight. Yet it just displays it anyway to make the item feel more luxurious or high end than it really is.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Go back to bed. You've already won. The day can't possibly get any better from here.

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[–] Seaguy05@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I expected a brain in that reflection

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[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's the code of my luggage!

[–] l_isqof@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
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