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[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 41 points 1 week ago

You would never have been able to afford to eat this during rationing, that's an entire family's cheese allowance for a week.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Come on now, OP. What ever other criticism you may level at that sandwich, you can't say that cheese and raw onion is lacking in flavour.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You do have a point. It certainly would make the eyes water. Really great to eat before a date so she knows you take gourmet food seriously.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

TBH, onion sandwich is delicious. Never tried with cheese tho

(Just sliced onion and a lil bit of oil (I use soy oil because it's what we use, and it's cheap here, but I guess olive oil may work) in a baguette. You can add a pinch of salt or pepper if you want)

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

TBH, cheese sandwich is delicious. Never tried with onion tho

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

TBH, cheese and onions are delicious, Never tried as a sandwich tho.

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

TBH, tried never tho sandwich, delicious a and cheese onion are as.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Are you OK friend?

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

You two should get together.

Try lightly toasting the sandwich too.

[–] BingBong@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you miss the part where Churchill is dead?!

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (34 children)

He's burning in hell. I'm savoring a delicious onion sandwich in celebration. What could be better?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 1 week ago

A hint of brown mustard?

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[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

You should try a Hemingway sandwich. It's peanut butter and a slice of onion on bread. It is surprisingly delicious, savory, sweet, nutty...

[–] udon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it healthy? No.

But does it taste good? Also no.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

I don't know onions are tasty, cheese is tasty, I don't see how this isn't tasty.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just gotta grill that shit and everyone will be drooling for it

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would assume that the texture of the onion is part of the appeal. So if you grill it you've got to either toast the bread or add a few chips to get that crunch.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

If you toast it in an oven or grill it in a pan just slightly, the onion will still be crunchy and so will the bread. You’re not caramelizing the onions.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cheese and onion is a pretty strong flavor.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

Deliciously so.

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[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 17 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Only an American would think a slab of cheddar would be tasteless.

[–] Psiczar@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Emphasis on the “slab”. I add a cheese slice to my sandwich and feel indulgent.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are projecting their own "cheese products" unto the cheese of others.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago

We do in fact have cheese here

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[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

I would eat that. Who doesn't like cheese or onions?

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

If you have the opportunity, consider Limburger with onion on a nice rye bread

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[–] tresspass@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

> spends centuries conquering the world for spices

> doesn't even use them

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Don’t get high on your own supply? 🤷

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

9/10 for ingredients

2/10 for prep/cooking

Cut that onion in half to make 2 disks, then quarter those, add just enough water to steam, cover and cook until soft or the water steams away, add butter and sautee until the onions are medium brown. Cube the cheese and add to the onions, stir until melted, add a pinch of flour, maybe a crushed and minced clove of garlic and cook for another minute, salt and pepper to taste. Butter and toast the inside of the roll spread the cheese and onion mixture.

Consider taking an antacid if you can't handle garlic and onion.

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[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Guys i don't say that I want to eat it but i am saying that i also yearn to eat this thing

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

At least caramelize the onions and melt the cheese first.

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[–] dajoho@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As a brit, this actually looks pretty tasty!

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

You people are broken.

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Grill the onion and melt the cheese

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[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

What's with the poor cropping epidemic? Seriously.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Adds a certain je ne sais quoi to shitposts.

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[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Americans are not going to like what I am about to say: Beans on Toast is a great meal.

[–] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It actually doesn't sound half bad, but for breakfast? I couldn't.

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[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

A good bun. A tasty onion. Flavourful cheese. What's not to like? If it was an American factory bread-like bun with American Cheese, the onion might still make it edible.

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see the mixed and polarized reactions in the comments and I think that makes the OP a good shitpost.

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I tried one the last time this tired low rent meme came through. It was okay. I had no problem eating it.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not red Leicester. They're in Leicester, the town.

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