Can someone shoot the president to detract from the president shitting himself?
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2026
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Yeah, but they'll miss and then that'll be a distraction from stealing the midterms
You're just too scared of getting even more evidence that our glorious god king heals faster than wolverine, like that time his ear and 37% of his head got shot off, and then the next day he played a perfect round of golf and cured cancer!
(Have to add /s, because that actually sounds like something a magat would say with a dead straight face... 😒 )
Best I can do is bomb Venezuela.
Or at least shit on the president.
Porque no los dos
Just like Call of Duty. So cool, huh?
Call of doody?
Yes, dumping a dump truck of shit on him. Great idea. 👌
We also will kidnap the leader of another country as a distraction
NGL I completely forgot that happened for the past week. I can't believe he's still in custody and nothing's happened lately.
Oh no the distraction works...
Flood the zone with shit. That is what it's called. Steve Bannon is supposed to have come up with it. Seems to be working well I think.
And bait the rest of the world into World War II 2, Electric Boogaloo
Yes , that's how Trump and his administration operates. Whether it's on purpose or just the product of a chaotic idiot, that's how it works. Every day is a shit show to make people forget the previous shit show. It's how they can do anything without consequences.
To have a pedophile USA president and you wait the elections or the Epstein files lol. You are cooked.
I thought trump announcing he wants to rig the elections was a distraction from shitting himself and the new Epstein stuff released
Ttpopbbfft
I can't be the only person who looked at the top right corner to see how much brown mana it cost to cast this.
Then play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.
Shart of the deal
The Aristocrats!
Why is AI trying to make Bobby Kennedy look like a bespectacled Texan & as well as Doug and Dr. Oz younger than they are?
American here: It sounds like the Germans have it spot on.
or they're just that incompetent. Not everything is a conspiracy
Yep