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I have immediately shipped him with Towelie from Southpark. They are gay and Coalie is the bottom.
(That's not to demean Coalie: bottoming is not a lesser position. Towelie just happens to prefer pitching and Coalie likes catching, and that's beautiful.)
They occasionally engage in group sex with a third mascot named Whaleoilie, who is a gray blob of blubber with an old-timey sea captain aestetic.
I like it. Thanks for that mental picture.
That being said, three does not make a group. Sorry. Call it a threesome please, I consider group sex to be at least four people involved.
Well, I didn't technically say that their activities with Whaleoilie were exclusively among those three. So let's assume that when they get together with Whaleoilie it's usually at sex parties he hosts at his bungalow in the Hollywood hills.
"That's my arrrrrrrrse."

This is like something out of 30 rock
But...Trump said it's clean now. They wash it before they burn it.
Why does everything have to be so fucking stupid?