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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Sorceress683 on 2026-02-03 03:41:09+00:00.
So, obligatory obviously not today. This happened several years back and five when I was living in Japan. Now, I love the outdoors. However, I will admit that the outdoors doesn't always love me. I am a redhead. This is very important. I decided yeah all my wisdom, that I was going to visit the desert. I've never been before, and it sounded like it would be a great time. If you didn't know, yes there are deserts in Japan. The most easily accessible to me, was a place called Totori. Absolutely beautiful pristine desert by the ocean. Clean sand, huge dunes, all sorts of fun activities.
Now, getting back to the fact that I am a redhead. This is a fact that I'm very much aware of and know very well just how badly I can burn. So, even though my idiot self was deciding to go into basically the place that would be kryptonite for any redhead, I did at least have the common sense to prepare well. I had sunscreen and I had my secret weapon: a large black umbrella. If all else failed, I could just put up my umbrella and save myself from the Sun. And being in japan, I would fit right in as using umbrellas against the sun is actually fairly common.
Now, onto the fuck up. I decided that I wanted to try one of the more challenging activities: running straight up the biggest steepest sand dune there was. This was so big and so steep that every step you took, you basically sank back down about halfway. Imagine trying to run up very squishy ladder, where the rungs give way every few feet and if you stop you go all the way back to the bottom. I was determined to make it up and I thought and I thought and I thought and finally I did. It was really hard and I was sweating really badly but I got up there. Gave myself a few minutes to enjoy The view, slapped on some more sunscreen, and keep going. Run down the other side, spend some time exploring the beach. Noticed about 15 minutes later that my sunscreen was doing absolutely nothing. I was already getting burned so I reached for my trusty umbrella hanging on my bag that I kept slung on my back. And kept reaching. My umbrella was no longer there. And I was kind of the middle of nowhere. Not really a big desert, but very little shade, none of it in the desert itself until you got out to the roadway. So, I forced my way back up to the top of the dune and tried to find where I'd come up, but there was absolutely no sign of my umbrella. I searched and I searched getting more burned by the minute and had to come to the conclusion that while I was trying my hardest to force my way up the dune, the umbrella had come unclipped from my bag and been buried in the dune, never to be seen again. Never did manage to find it. By the time I managed to make my way to the edge of the desert, despite slapping on yet more sunscreen, I was cooked. The rest of my vacation was your misery, the kind most redheads know all too well.
TLDR: went hiking in the desert as a redhead. Accidentally buried my umbrella underneath the biggest sand dune there was. Ended up cooked and beetroot for the rest of my vacation.