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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"And what may we do for you today, young Master?" inquired the stylist.

"Just make me look like I'm an inbred member of the Bratva looking to audition for membership of a Neo-Nazi organization."

"...Very good, Sir."

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's actually not part of the European royalty genepool, as he was born long before his mom married the crown prince.

He just have one of those naturally punchable faces.

[–] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And funnily enough, there's WAY more ties to his family to Epstein and the Jewish mobs than there is to Russia and their mobs. He's lucky he's a boy, or who knows what else he might've been thrown into.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like Draco Malfoy lol

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 5 points 1 week ago

The Temu knock-off version, anyway.

The same Princess that was in contact with Epstein for years

[–] blackbeards_bounty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Perfect casting for Beavis and Butthead.