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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/muffinTopple on 2026-02-02 08:41:03+00:00.
So this happened a few years ago when I was young and so so dumb. So im 18 and I notice that my nipple had suddenly turned black, which was very alarming to say the least! I’d like to think anyone would be scared if they had a black nipple one day out of nowhere! Now the fuck up isn’t when I google it and convince myself that it had to be something like cancer, no no, it’s when I take my mother with me to the doctor. Cause I had to sit with my mother as the nice doctor looks at my exposed nipples and tells both of us that it was from too much STUFF in the bedroom and was in fact a hickey. God bless my mother cause instead of being disappointed she just found it hilarious and I still tell the story sometimes. I hope my writing was somewhat legible and someone could find humor in this
TL;DR: a doctor had to tell my mom I had a hickey on my nips