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Study: Climate Anxiety Increases As Rising Sea Levels Expected To Force More People To Wear Swimsuits (www.theonion.com)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] there1snospoon@ttrpg.network 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I see this as an absolute win.

Fat chicks are my fetish!

[–] 1simpletailer@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Based and Fatpilled.

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Basted*

I'm so sorry

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Even if we rapidly evolved into some dolphin style creature, you'd still have to go to work in the post climate apocalypse. At least the commute would be nicer I guess