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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Fun_Signature2805 on 2026-02-01 23:42:39+00:00.
Trigger warning: Emetophobia
Yep you couldnt make it up... Last night I went on a night out with some close friends of mine. At the event we were given 2 bottles of complimentary red wine for our table. Four to a table - 2 non-drinkers. So my friend and I ended up drinking a bottle of red wine each. We were then brought a 3rd bottle and that was when things started to get out of hand.
And this is when I blacked out and the rest of the story is what Ive been told happened: My drinking friend had become quickly unwell and had vomitted at the venue. My sober friends called us a taxi and we headed back to my place where everyone was crashing. During the taxi ride I started vomitting and the driver gave me a bag to vomit into. I came to for a brief moment enough to perfusely apologise and give a very large tip to cover the devastation and then blacked out again.
The next morning we wake up in a very bad way. I'll spare you the details but very hungover and cleaning up an apartment full of you and your friends vomits is something I never want to do again.
My friends headed out to go home and I finished off the cleaning. Ordered myself some kfc to soak up the alcohol. When I came downstairs to the apartment front door to collect my food I noticed something out the corner of my eye outsids - it was the bag the taxi driver gave me full of pink/red coloured vomit from all the red wine we drunk. I was suddenly not very hungry anymore and mortified that it hadnt made it into a bin last night. I left my food upstairs and went down to clean everything up straight away. Sorted it out and went about the rest of my day.
Now at 11pm a message pops up in our apartment block group chat. To my horror its a photo of the vomit bag with the red vomit in it. The caption reads that a biohazard bag has been found outside our block containing what appears to be bloody flesh of some kind. They said they have contacted the police and the local hospital for an investigation to determine whether this may be an organ or medical waste from the hospital which is fairly near us.
Guys I'm mortified, why would he post the photo so late after they found it? Why the police?? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
TL;DR: Consumed lots of red wine on a night out. Blacked out in the taxi and was given a bag to vomit into. Discovered the bag the next day full of pink/red wine stained vomit and cleaned it up when I realised. Someones put a message in our apartment group chat about the bag containing what could be flesh/organs/medical waste from the neaeby hospital and that they have contacted the police and hospital for an investigation ๐ญ