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[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 77 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ted Bundy wasn't in the Epstein files either, maybe he wasn't so bad after all

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Neither was Hitler. Maybe he was a nice guy after all.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yeah but he also killed the guy that killed hitler 🫣

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

sry i don’t know what this is

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That Time Will Smith Reincarnated As A Fish

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

why wld he do that :/ fish cant evne play minecraft

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

someone said "you are what you eat" after he ate sushi :c

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 4 points 2 months ago

i have never once turned into a pizza and i feel like i've been scammed

[–] TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 46 points 2 months ago

Well none of these cunts needed Epstein to provide them Children to rape, they just order their sycophants and cronies to organise it.

[–] Phoeniqz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 months ago

Tankie detected - Opinion rejected

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not bothering to cover up your crimes isn't the flex you seen to think it is.

[–] monkeyjoe@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hexbear certainly thinks it is. They're trying to lock these comments. Their crimes are good.

Edit: wow sure is weird how Hexbear alts are in here from the slop post. Surely coincidence since this community is defederated from Hexbear. It was on their front page, I'm sure.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Because they got their own lol

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Xi is in the files, though

[–] fort_burp@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Newly released files have revealed that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor spent considerable time with Chinese Communist Party leader Xi Jinping, according to emails from convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

That's not what "being in the Epstein files" means.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] fort_burp@feddit.nl -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, "being in the Epstein files", as a turn of phrase, means you rape kids.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well using it that way is fucking dumb.

Conspiracists peddle the idea that "being in the Epstein files" means you rape kids, except they mean it literally. So between it being far from the literal meaning of the phrase, and it being how some people seriously misunderstand the situation, it makes it better to use some other phrase.

[–] fort_burp@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, alright. I guess being in the Epstein files isn't really all that bad then.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Not on its own. Thankfully we can read some of them now and see some of the incriminating stuff.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 9 points 2 months ago
[–] REDACTED 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Like this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kippumjo

Also, if you know what founder of Islam did/married, then using an islamic religious leader as a point against pedophiles is filled with irony

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

So Putin is in the Epstein files?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

probably, recently some kremlin links were found. Epstein was basically a way for countries to outsource blackmail efforts, so ... 🤷

I guess china , iran and NK have their own , homegrown, artisanal blackmail systems in place.

[–] monkeyjoe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If he is, suddenly Hexbear will sing how they must support the people's pedophile. Uncritical support to the rapists!

[–] TheFrirish@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Commissars BrainInAShit and CowTurd coming in to defend their glorious and compassionate leaders

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I thought this meme was just saying that you don't need to be in the Epstein files to be a piece of shit, but no, they legitimately are defending them in the comments

[–] anonymous111@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Dont murder me for being an uncultured swine, but this is the first time im seeing that bridge in the bottom image and I am in love with the style.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Excellent relativization.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago