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Is this one banana per employee? Or one banana and they have to fight over it?

It's a banana, how much could it cost?

This is especially funny for me because here, in India, “getting a banana” means you got nothing / got fscked over :)

Relevant story time:

One time, as a warehouse manager, I wanted to get the overnight shift some fruit to snack on during the shift. We had like 100 people there. So I drove to a grocery store at like 11PM and bought pretty much all of their fruit. The cashier was extremely confused. Also, I drove a mini Cooper so it was absolutely packed floor to ceiling with apples, oranges, bananas, and some other stuff.

I didn't want to carry it all in so I drove my car into the building at the start of the shift.

So my hundred or so employees show up to work then see me rolling into the building with a mini Cooper just bursting at the seams with fruit. It was a fun way to start the night for everyone.

My last job had a "wonky" fruit subscription for us to grab. Took home a whole pineapple once.

They also treated us like people and paid a living wage... But PINEAPPLE!!

I said we were giving away free bananas. I didn't say all the banana's were free

Thank you for making the company thousands of dollars today. Here is 11 cents

Next Snack: Peanuts (2)

Upcoming Snack: Crumbs... (mystery)

Thanks for your contributions! -HR

Hey free banana is a free banana

The Amazon campus has free banana vendors that anyone can just walk up and take a banana, even if you don't work there. They almost always had extras.

I used to walk past one on my way home and would snag one if there were any left for the day.

This "perk" is something Amazon literally threw away every day.

What is this, some elementary school?

"Banana for scale" takes on a whole new meaning here.

I don't particularly fancy the taste of bananas but I still eat them occasionally because I appreciate their nutritional value.

Don't forget to bring a lawyer to the food court, if you want the banana that is.

Literally treating their workers like trained monkeys

Available 9am until 7pm

That's quite a time span! Damn, your employer seems to appreciate your work very much! Get your banana, but there is no need to hurry. Just take your time and enjoy the anticipation

Last year at my warehouse they gave us all half a cookie in appreciation of all our hard work... I keep wondering when we will get the other half. They pay us a really good wage so I don't mind if it's Bananas or half a cookie.

Oh so managment is allowed to offer them a banana, but when I do it it's ""sexual harassment"" or whatever. smh double standards

I hate bananas. So thanks a whole fucking lot, boss.

Yeah a pension and benefits are great, but banana is banana.

How big is the banana?

Must be from the place with all those monkeys on typewriters. This is where they write the Marvel movies.

A banana, so you can go fuck yourself

EMPLOYEES! Eat banana! EMPLOYEES! Work for banana!

What a nightmare poster that is.

Funny but I don't think it fits the sub