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[–] NaibofTabr 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, different types of paint dry at different rates.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I did a shit this morning. Normal size, normal consistency. Just normal.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah? Mine got strangely stuck against my left buttcheek and needed coaxing to drop into the bowl. It took revenge by splashing some bowl water where it shouldnt usually go.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Turds revenge: an analogy of the situation in washington.

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

So like a 3.5 on the ole bristol scale?

[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

The color of toilet water in 52 countries