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[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I will play a violin that matches the size of his package to commemorate him.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Unless you have smaller hands than Trump, your fingers are too big for that violin.

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The Hindustan Times never disappoints!

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

A good start.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

A proper Darwin Award winner, here!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

And this not satire, right?

[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

They should fail upwards, just like Elon and Ehud.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Something something karma something...

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago
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