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[–] stupor_fly@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh noooooo

So does anyone have any good recipes for muffins I've been in a muffin mood lately

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago

Just keep trying penis surgeons. You'll get it right one of these days.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Lol, won't be missed

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 2 months ago
[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In heaven/hell:

Anonymous: Hey, you're a new one. How did you die?

Ehud: Well... That's a short story that supposed to become longer, but it hasn't.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Thats pretty much like crowley loosing his soul for a larger penis in supernatural. Reality rhymes with fiction?

[–] Bakedtaint@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

We've all been there

[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I will play a violin that matches the size of his package to commemorate him.

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[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Better way to go than most

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
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