Just keep trying penis surgeons. You'll get it right one of these days.
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
1132 points (98.3% liked)
Not The Onion
20351 readers
1458 users here now
Welcome
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
The Rules
Posts must be:
- Links to news stories from...
- ...credible sources, with...
- ...their original headlines, that...
- ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
1132
Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
(www.hindustantimes.com)

Lol, won't be missed
Hahahahaha
In heaven/hell:
Anonymous: Hey, you're a new one. How did you die?
Ehud: Well... That's a short story that supposed to become longer, but it hasn't.
Thats pretty much like crowley loosing his soul for a larger penis in supernatural. Reality rhymes with fiction?
We've all been there
Better way to go than most
d===/~!==D