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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
(www.hindustantimes.com)
Well shit, if a billionaire can't pull it off, I'm fucked.
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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Why aren't the surgeons being paraded like luigi.
Ok I read it. Here's the basics. Dude had a heart problem and an ulcer. He goes to this clinic a couple times a year for injections. This time he suffered abdominal pain and told the surgeons to call medical services. They did but it seemed like it was probably the ulcer so no one was dispatched. He tells them to proceed. Later he suffered a heart attack and emergency services are contacted again. An autopsy revealed it was not related to the procedure but rather to a chronic condition and drugs he was taking. The surgeons were punished because they were not licensed to practice in France despite doing it for a couple of decades.
Still in my humble opinion the timing seems sus.
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I don't get it. If you are a billionaire, you'd have women (or men, whatever you like) throwing themselves at your junk. Why take the risk? You won at life, just enjoy banging everything that moves my dude. You could have a micro penis and still have people begging to do ungodly perverted things to it if you have that kind of money. Never satisfied I guess.
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I could get used to this
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Come on, Elon, time for a little trim-trim on the old botched penis job, no?
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Penis enlargement for ALL billionaires!
And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say, his small heart grew three sizes that day.
Also, why does this article mention 2019?
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o7 surgeons and o7 dipshit who kept taking sketchy pills before surgery