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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

I could get used to this

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why aren't the surgeons being paraded like luigi.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Ok I read it. Here's the basics. Dude had a heart problem and an ulcer. He goes to this clinic a couple times a year for injections. This time he suffered abdominal pain and told the surgeons to call medical services. They did but it seemed like it was probably the ulcer so no one was dispatched. He tells them to proceed. Later he suffered a heart attack and emergency services are contacted again. An autopsy revealed it was not related to the procedure but rather to a chronic condition and drugs he was taking. The surgeons were punished because they were not licensed to practice in France despite doing it for a couple of decades.

Still in my humble opinion the timing seems sus.

[–] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I don't get it. If you are a billionaire, you'd have women (or men, whatever you like) throwing themselves at your junk. Why take the risk? You won at life, just enjoy banging everything that moves my dude. You could have a micro penis and still have people begging to do ungodly perverted things to it if you have that kind of money. Never satisfied I guess.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a theory that very few, if any, of these people are happy.

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[–] VoidBorn@lemmings.world 10 points 1 week ago

small pp boiii

[–] orenj@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 week ago
[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say, his small heart grew three sizes that day.

Also, why does this article mention 2019?

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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Penis enlargement for ALL billionaires!

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Come on, Elon, time for a little trim-trim on the old botched penis job, no?

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[–] 5PACEBAR@piefed.ca 8 points 1 week ago
[–] stupor_fly@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh noooooo

So does anyone have any good recipes for muffins I've been in a muffin mood lately

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[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

o7 surgeons and o7 dipshit who kept taking sketchy pills before surgery

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