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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
(www.hindustantimes.com)
Musk had the same thing, but his came out all butchered.
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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Absolutely zero sympathy. Another asswipe will fill the gap for the next shipment of blood diamonds.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
one billionaire down, 3,027 more to go
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lolololololol
It makes me very, very sad to hear of the passing of a billionaire.
1 billionaire down, 3000ish to go.
I feel like... People only become billionaires because they have other problems they think they can only solve with money.
Imagine having one hundred million euros (dollars, pounds, whatever) and genuinely thinking that happiness is just another hundred million away. They are all broken, failed humans.
I never would have pegged cosmetic surgeons as being the morally responsible type.
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I know many cultures have a taboo on saying anything bad about the dead, but this is my favorite story of the week by a fair margin.
Lol. smol peepee
Ffs, just buy a dodge ram
I’d rather they die trying to enlarge their small peepee than ruin our cities with their trucks
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You can't trade all the money in the world for being comfortable in your own skin. :)
🥳🥳🥳
Trump and Elon next please
Good start.
Now he will be remembered as a tiny dick Billionaire. He died while his manhood being ridiculed.
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Oh no!
Anyway...
More money than fucking brains... or dick.
If you want a Mr Studd implant and you're a billionaire, don't be a cheap ass and hyer someone with a good reputation and license for peepee mods. Karma's a bitch...
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