- I didn't do it
- Even if I did, it doesn't matter
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Wonder when it'll get through the rest of the poem:
And if it matters, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
Grok did it!
He’s just mad he wasn’t wanted on the island
I've noticed they're ok with arresting celebrities for sex offenses, just not politicians or CEOs.
You know who must feel really proud of having distanced herself from this disgusting Nazi kethead kiddie fucker? His trans daugher Vivian Wilson. The more vile Musk proves to be, the more I admire her for walking away from the filthy riches she could have gotten her hands on, had she not had a sense of morality.
She still gets filthy money. She’s not living in a one bedroom apartment working at a Starbucks for health insurance.
But yes, she did stop talking to him… after all he did to her.
She also spent like an hour and a half "bullying" Adam Conover, but he seemed more surprised than offended.
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Talking about a man serially raping trafficked children as part of an international pedophile cabal, but saying the full word "fuck" is a bridge too far.
Didn't want to run afoul of R. 1, especially since I'm talking about a trillionaire.
Billionaire is a dirtier word than fuck.
Funny how he called that rescue worker a pedo just like that.
Projecting...
Honestly, that's always been my hunch about that. Such a baseless accusation doesn't come out of nowhere; he must have been projecting something.
Thailand is known for its seedy sex tourism, but there are also tons of legitimate reasons to go there. I've always had this feeling that the "pedo guy" remark came from Musk mostly thinking of child sex tourism when he thought of tourism in Thailand. Because that's the part he was most interested in, even if he wasn't acting on it.
Prolific and Infamous CHILD SEX TRAFFICKER Jeffrey Epstein doesn't matter anymore so PLEASE Come back and Make Child Porn on my Platform!
-OWNER of the Republican Party, South African Elon Musk!
He's only embarrassed because even a known piece of shit scumbag like Epstein didn't want anything to do with him.
Which is objectively hilarious.
Hubs pointed out that the reason is probably because Musk is such a wet fart. Can you imagine trying to have a wild drug fuelled pedoparty and he won't shut the fuck up about his wildy autisic hyperfocus on self driving cars.
eh. he's more classic attention starved narcissist than autist, in my autistic opinion
Greetings fellow autist. We can also be narcs, cunts and sad fuckin' arseholes. Being ASD doesn't rule out a multishot.
I actually do believe he's asd, and that it may be a primary factor in why he never got the invite. Dude was wrong sort of strange.
He's not even cool enough for industrialized pedophilia.
Musk doesn't matter.
Such a fucking waste of air. Worthless. Throw his nasty ass in a leaking bedbug-ridden jail then let's stop talking about him like he matters.
Deport his ass, and confiscate any and all companies he owns that could pose a threat to national security - so Twitter and SpaceX definitely, Tesla maybe.
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So he said Trump was in the epstein files and that it was a whole big secret apparently (it was never a secret it has actually always been common knowledge). Then he made grok, now infamous globally for being a generator of sexualized images of children, and threatened to sue anyone seeking legal action against him while continuing to allow users to generate sexualized images of children.
And now suddenly his name appears in the Epstein files and he changes tune and we shouldn't give a shit about the documents on how him and seemingly his entire cohort of wealthy white nationalists have been helping each other abuse children for decades.
Elon Musk will one day be universally regarded as one of the single stupidest most disgusting and most embarrassing human beings who has ever lived. He is living proof that the the wealthy do not deserve any of the hoards they are given. I cannot believe this person exists.
Musk is mentally challenged. And a cunt.
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Never been a fan of Musk even before his Sieg Heil moment during the elections but this does nicely top it off. Will there ever be an investigation into all these wealthy men who abused young women? Probably not. Let's not kid our selves though, wealthy were never bound by laws, not now and not in the past thousands of years
I understand that you are not the origin of this language but it is so frustrating that "little girls" is being rewritten to "young women"
It's even funnier because all the release seems to show is that he was such a sad twat he couldn't get an invite to "wild party island".
It's interesting how in this latest drop Epstein is emailing white nationalist podcasters about how black people are genetically inferior and how this is a hard truth the world needs to accept, and the recent behaviour of Elon Musk and a lot of the other people who ran in that circle.
Sure seems like the last 16 years of rage against SJWs and Woke was really just a bunch of losers complaining about how they should be allowed to talk publicly about why they hate black people and how they should be allowed to fuck kids without suffering social repercussions
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Oh, well, if he insists...
Lemme just get these out of the way for today:
- Fuck Elon Musk.
- Fuck Jeff Bezos.
- Fuck Bill Gates.
- Fuck Donald Trump, and his entire administration, family, and anyone who has ever supported him, and especially those who still do today.
- Fuck Larry Ellison.
On a clear day I like to drive the coastal road on my way home and catch a glimpse of Moloka’i on the horizon. On an especially clear day I can see Lāna’i. On those days I’m reminded that Larry Ellison owns that entire island and I get angry.
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He should be jailed and all his money and shit given to public use
"Public use" right now means ICE. If the government takes musks money they'll send it on crimes against humanity
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It's starting to look like a law of nature that whenever Elon Musk has the opportunity to be gross, he will maximize being gross. We can make predictions with this.
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Is there a sadder, more pathetic, more wretched side-character who lives for the attention of celebrities than Ian Miles Cheong? He lives in Malaysia, but seems singularly devoted to MAGA. A movement that would bury him upside down in a hole if he ever tried to migrate there, legally or not.
I try to imagine what the day to day life of a person like that is. I imagine him living in utter squalor, with a flickering bare lightbulb swinging in the breeze above his head from the drafts spewing in through every crooked window frame of his shack. With his 100 open browser tabs for each of his fake Elon-sucking accounts. Suicidally-depressed except for the 8-second dopamine hit he gets on the occasions when Elon acknowledges his existence. A fungal infection of a human.
Also, lol:
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“What matters is not release of some subset of the Epstein files, but rather the prosecution of those who committed heinous crimes with Epstein,“ he wrote in an X post Saturday morning. “When there is at least one arrest, some justice will have been done. If not, this is all performative. Nothing but a distraction,” he added.
A broken clock and all that…
This pedo guy again?
I don't even want to hold hands in public, I can not wrap my head around people going to these degenerate events and having everything on video.
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as i recall, he went to russia shopping for rockets. they spit on his shoes. lol. where's that picture
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How many kids did he fUck? None.
How many did he rape? Lots.
He should be jailed. But anyways taxation to all his wealth is enough
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He probably didn't touch any.
Just presented them with uh... vials.
That's mostly how he interacts with the opposite sex.
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