Trash? None.
Clutter / work-in-progress: No comment.
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2026
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This comment has inspired me to move all the "work in progress" off my desk and on to some other table today.
That would be the floor, upon which I’m standing. Opinions vary as to exactly how much trash I constitute.
I had a neighbor who had a big hedge right in the middle of his yard. I asked him about it one day.
He said that it was his father's 1934 ford that he had parked there in 1961 when it quit working. He drained the fluids and left it in the front yard for the rainy earth to eat it through and grow up into a new hedge.
Nearly 200 pounds of trash made up of 70% water and a bunch of carbons... 🙃
You shouldn't talk about your mother like that.
Lmao my mom actually weighs less than me.
My mom was like: "why u so fat? lose some weight jesus christ"
And I was like: "Sorry mom, I've become American. It's your fault for bringing me here."
Yep that's my excuse. I'm fat? No, I'm just American.
Lmao didn't ask; just a joke ;)
No trash, loooootta dust.
Zero
Not much
Shure, if you define trash to not be that laptop...
MY LAPTOP BTW >:)
Do you consider the sofa I'm sat on a surface? In that case one me.
Hey, don’t talk about our friend Denjin that way.
None!
...but that's because I'm on the shitter and not at my desk.
Does dog fur count as trash?
None because I'm laying in bed and my nightstand is too small for garbage.
Big night last night, blunt was rolled and smoked which is out of character. It's singed, brown corpse is relaxing at the edge of an ash pool inside the "ass"-tray my wife bought a few years ago. The wrapper is also on my desk. Two is my answer.
2 trash here, I gotta get those.
There is 1 trash on it
Lots of clutter, no trash. Maybe some of the papers in the coffee table that my toddler has scribbled on are trash, but I'm saving those for re-use until they get crumpled or I see her choose not to use them when she'a drawing.
I'm on my porch, and what's out here is 50% trash.
None
There are a few flecks of rice/onion peel on my dish drying mat. Today is laundry day, so it'll be washed soon.
A very modest amount of dust. It's a bathroom sink.
I’m at my sisters. She has kids.
Sooooo much mess.
One partly used tissue. It’s on a nightstand.
Empty can, a tooth-pick and a piece of wrapper from a cookie packaging I just opened
Two empty aluminum cans and one clothing tag.
Zero. I’m on a public transit train. Surprisingly no trash. It isn’t clean, but no litter.
Glasses, Nintendo Switch, ear buds, tin of sweets, lamp. No trash. Trash goes in the bin.
Some things are trash, while some I just need to move to better places.
On a highway in the midwest US and the shoulders are clean, but also covered in snow. The snow is a double edge here with equally covering up and making trash more visibly at the same time.
I'm lying in bed, so just my trash girlfriend.
None, am on a boat