brb got a business idea, but first I gotta call one of those lab-grown meat businesses

I'm guessing it's hard to tell what color the skin is once it's cooked, so they'll insist on picking the cut with the skin on, like choosing a lobster out of a tank, and then watching it be prepared to ensure "purity". And, of course, to choose gender, they'd need to see the important bits intact. Also, no tattoos, and as few moles or other imperfections as possible.

This is why our meat sources need to be raised in clean, controlled conditions from birth, you want to know what you're eating. After all, you are what you eat.

(Holy crap, people are fucked up.)

But prions are a thing. Who knows what would happen otherwise.

Sounds perfect for a pie shop.

Menu:

• Priest
• Greengrocer
• General (served with and without his privates)
• Piccolo player
• Locksmith

Coming soon:

• Beadle
• Judge

I honestly don't get what the big deal with cannibalism is. Like I found it appaling few years back, some vegan pointed out that if we eat animals, why not humans, and I actually gave it thought and...

No, really, why not? So many people die every day. So much meat goes to waste. So many organs which could aave so many lives. Wtf.

I don't love the second half of this post, it seems like bait to bring out the worst in people, but so far all of the comments seem to be keeping things civil and avoiding the bait.

Thanks all.

I'll have some of that human veal please

A man eating another man's meat is gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I mean women's meat would probably just be better. There's a reason we don't eat bulls or roosters generally. But yeah there's probably a lot of people who would prefer it for stupid reasons.

I prefer my humans grass fed and finished.

Meet the meat?

That's... Certainly a strange and oddly specific thought...