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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Final Fantasy victory tune.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Star Trek transporter sound.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Full loony tunes theme song.

[–] calango@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That runner up... I got an instant spike of anxiety.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

I guess I'm young enough that I never had to use it for work meetings, just calls with long distance family. Good memories!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

The Nokia 3310 ringtone

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

That sentence doesn't convey grammatical aspect, resulting in people's very different understanding (startup or continuous sound?)

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I call my sex nintendo because she puts blow on my cartridge before I stick it in her system

[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Username suggests otherwise

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

It would sound like a Mexican car horn, playing La Cucaracha.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

You know that creaking sound you hear when the characters in a horror movie explore a massive empty ship?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Microwave bing

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The theme from Jaws.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, the classic "movie sword being unsheathed" sound would be perfect.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

"...oh no!"

So I can focus on a dramatic look down the barrel of the camera.

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Gex saying ”it’s tail time!”

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 weeks ago

The Pokémon evolution celebration sound

[–] Aragaren@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The Killbill fight alarm sound.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

The klaxon from Goldeneye 64

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Gas weedeater starting up

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The battle victory tune that played in FF7.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

IMAX jingle

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] dan69@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Rising up: Pac-Man entrance song On the decline: the Pac-Man dead sound

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Toaster ding

The capture the points tf2 sound when a point gets captured and exactly the “Time has been added” one

[–] BlueLou@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/gMr97b9Wnkg

Alan Davies half way through this video

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

That noise the transformers make in those fuck awful movie. Che-cher-waa-che yknow what im saying

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Send in the Clowns"

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

you suffer - napalm death

TIL it is an actually song, not a joke from a TV show. (Lets just swap the links around)

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

"bomb has been planted"

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