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That alert sound from Metal Gear Solid.
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Slide whistle
And as you get older it just gets slower and sadder.
Slide whistle.
Works for both ways.
Damn, beat me to it
Darude sandstorm
Like the entire time it's up, or just a sting right at the beginning?
Every thrust another sting
Oh God, I can hear the horrible cacophony, playing endlessly over the top of itself.
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M1 Garand ping
dick-not-havers of Lemmy please also share the sound you imagine it would make
... it doesn't already?
!hardofhearing@lemmy.world
The sound the springy door stops make when you smack them
Pornhub community intro. I'm already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn't know if I have a boner or if I got an email.
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Beavis and Butt-Head saying "booooioioing!"
When you flick the door stopper spring.
"boioioioionnnnnnng" from beavis and butthead
WoW group finder ready alert.
It'd go AAAAAAAA in a Pee Wee Herman voice and scare the shit out of everyone
It should make a cartoonishly "sproioioioing"
A gentle creaking, like a thick branch in the wind.
Nah, mine's the original NES Super Mario Bros. underworld theme.
"Boner boner boner" "Boner boner boner"
The chest opening music from Legend of Zelda
The stone cover being removed from the Ark of the Covenant sarcophagus.
Hey, you. You're finally awake ...
Alternatively: There's always a way in - Chinese Hacker from CnC Generals
Cha-ching! - Tanya from CnC Red Alert 1/2
The SpongeBob nose flute tune you hear at the end of the intro.
Based on the rest of anything that moves in my body either crunchy joint noises or excessively loud gut squeals.
Aku Aku from Crash Bandicoot going "Ooga Booga" when you get a mask.
SomeBODY one told me-
You know that creaking sound you hear when the characters in a horror movie explore a massive empty ship?
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