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Microslop is going to spend 2026 improving Windows 11. It comes after Windows update quality issues and complaints about the operating system.

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[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 273 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

I have a strong feeling they won't be removing the spying, AI everywhere, ads, and bloatware. Microsoft views those as positives.

[–] t00l@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago

Tech has long been in the era of surveillance capitalism. Windows, Chrome, MacOS/iOS(iAds, NewsApp, notarization security, mediaanalysisd, and the most locked down hardware on earth), Android, the majority of all of the apps in the various walled gardens are all out to extract, analyze and monetize every aspect of our digital lives... which is a lot of our waking hours.

As users of these services we all need to ask ourselves if the companies who now make up the lion-share our retirement savings, who collectively dictate how we view and interact with the world really have anything but their own best interests in mind.

Most people would say no but "what am I supposed to do?". People really need to understand that power like the kind that these mega-corps have is only taken and basically never surrendered willingly. Vote with your dollars now and for as long as it takes to see the fall of these vile companies.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 22 points 2 weeks ago

Seems they're figuring out you can't sell ads and AI on your platform if nobody wants to use your platform.

[–] XLE@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

If Microsoft walks back their use of AI in the development of Windows, that would be a major admission of failure on their part.

But it will probably help prolong their market dominance a great deal. Because up until they started destroying their own OS, all they needed to do to remain on the top was literally nothing.

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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 98 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Okay, that's easy: remove all the LLM slop. That'll start fixing it. Then get the ads out of the UI. Get rid of the MS account requirement, and make all updates optional. For a stretch goal, go back to making an OS that only does what the user tells it to, and doesn't have any function to phone home without direct user input.

[–] Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Too funny. They'd need to go back to Win95 for all that.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] vrek@programming.dev 14 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Think back... XP had many complaints at release too, wasn't till sp2 or sp3 it was actually decent.

[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

XP is also when they introduced the activation server.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 86 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I wake up to a bright flashing of my phone.

It is 3am, damn I forget to turn my phone to silent.

I can't resist the urge, who would text me this time of night??!?

"hey I have been thinking about you, you know I think we could work it out together. I will spend 2026 improving myself I promise. Please baby I miss you"

"go to bed Microslop, you are drunk and you are the one that wanted the divorce because you left me for Al" I text back frustratedly and turn my phone to silent.

[–] XLE@piefed.social 18 points 2 weeks ago

I want a divorce and I'm keeping Clippy

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[–] 01189998819991197253 54 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Rebuild trust?

  1. remove all telemetry
  2. remove all ai bullshit
  3. remove ads
  4. open source the whole code

Then, and only then, we might start to trust again.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

To add to this list

  1. Remove WebView apps. Eat our own dogfood and use MAUI.
  2. Go back to the classic Start Menu. Use API to make the whole UI available for customizations
  3. Get rid of the whole shitty "Settings" menu and go back to the Control Panel.
  4. Drop backwards compatibility for a bunch of crap. Stop pulling the 1980s forward, let that shit die.
  5. Address real modern issues with compatibility and performance with current CPUs
  6. Undo all the vibe coding.
  7. Focus on stability and performance, not trying to be "An experience". Windows runs apps, make it do that the best it can.
  8. For the love of everything holy, take a risk and modernize the OS. This goes back to 8. But as someone who makes Windows Server golden images for multiple platforms, FUCKING CHRIST. Having to use the Autounattend to even get anything started, and that's often (Even in Azure) just a minimal thing to get some client to do the real work, should tell you there's a problem. The Autounattend is poorly documented. I learned more from just building a basic VM on different providers and seeing what they figured out. I could write a god damn novel on the shortcomings of the initial installation and customization of Windows, but it's especially embarrassing for their Server platform
  9. Stop dropping support for the crap that works. Just so you can sell an inferior subscription version. WSUS being sunset is stupid. Having on-prem WSUS is always going to be faster and easier. You should focus on making that better instead of letting it limp along and then "Oh, we have an overpriced and slower option!" Get bent.
  10. Azure Local is a really fucking cool idea. That was an god awful pricing as far as I can tell. But neat.
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[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Marketing bullshit. Microsoft isn't going to actually reverse any of the enshittification it's inflicted on Windows.

If you don't have any customer mandated software that requires Windows, I'm looking at you AutoDesk, then do yourself a favor and go ahead take the week to install and learn Linux Mint.

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[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rebuild trust… by integrating more mandatory and default-on server-based features?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

And the fixes will be vibe coded too.

[–] pizza_the_hutt@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I already moved to Linux, and I'm not going back.

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[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They'll never read nor act on this feedback, but here's my list:

  • drop the AI
  • drop the ads
  • stop pushing services, namely cloud
  • stop requiring Microsoft accounts

Honestly win10 was great when it dropped. Not sure why we needed 11.

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[–] shirro@aussie.zone 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Rebuilding trust for most companies means some bullshit marketing campaign. New catch phrase. Some promotion. It rarely means admitting fault and changing direction. It would take something really huge for that to happen. Perhaps a combination of AI bubble burst, leadership change, shareholder revolt.

Everything anti-consumer in Windows is a deliberate choice aimed at extracting more revenue from customers. This isn't unique to Microsoft. They exist to make money for their shareholders.

If like me you think a lot of companies have been incredibly short sighted and are burning their brands and customer loyalty for short term gains, just look at the stock prices. Short termism is making a killing for tech companies while the rest of the economy is treading water. Is it sustainable? I don't think so. Does it matter for Microsoft or any of the other tech companies?

I have been a customer of companies that were awesome for years then sold out and their prices sky rocketed. They were clearly bleeding customers but every time they did they just put the price up more. Some people always stay for some reason. This can go on for years. As long as they keep screwing people faster than people leave they are probably making a lot more money in the short term than they would have made with a longer vision. That is business these days. People aren't building products for the long term anymore. Now that thinking seems to have moved to companies. Modern business leaders are about gobbling revenues up like a locust plague then moving on to the next pasture.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I read the statement as 'We're going to stop announcing controversial changes and spend more money on propaganda firms who will fill your social media with fake users who have a bunch of stories about how trustworthy Microsoft is'

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[–] Binturong@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

MS is about to learn how hard it is to build trust in commercial markets, and why it's a terrible decision to set that on fire for a short term profit. Honestly, it's hard to find a better example of a company that had a more comfortable and ideal position in their market, that just decided to disrupt itself without any pressure or prompting. You wanna gamble, you gotta be ready to lose.

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[–] vogi@piefed.social 32 points 2 weeks ago

Man… :( please don’t do that. That’s super boring. They were doing so great pushing people to use Linux.

[–] _deleted_@aussie.zone 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

About thirty years too late. That horse has bolted long ago.

[–] AntY@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 26 points 2 weeks ago

Please don't. It's actually quite funny if you don't have to use windows at all.

[–] RazTheCat@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It should not be hard to browse local files on a computer. 

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Why are you using local files when you have a cloud???!

-Microsoft

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 25 points 2 weeks ago

Way too fucking late for that.

[–] Zen_Shinobi@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Been a linux user for a solid 9 years now. Never going back!

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You want trust? Fuck off with Slopilot and start supporting windows 10 again.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It seems like we’re at a real turning point for Linux adoption. I’m an Apple nerd, but I love seeing people switch to Linux and write about what a (mostly) positive experience it is. Cheers to my fellow nerds getting off the screaming pile of garbage MS if forcing on people who just want a computer that works.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Maybe if they keep making it worse and worse it will kind of circle back to good.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

“I see you’re trying to edit this config file and respect your choice to do so. May I take this task over from you? No wait, I’ll make a test run and save it elsewhere for review. No wait, that’s too forward of me, I’ll delete it instead.

Come to think of it I’ll delete myself as well, goodbye”

clanker.exe terminated

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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

By the time they fix it, it’ll be Windows 12. We see the pattern over and over again, but this time they tried strong arming people onto 11. Those people aren’t going back.

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[–] shithawk@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Good luck with that - you would need to scrap the entire operating system.

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

Didn't they have to pull a botched update like last week?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

lol

Lmao, even

Also, hi from bazzite, which runs the vast majority of games I’m interested in flawless, and usually with even better performance than W10 (let alone W11)

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[–] tabular@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Source code or perish.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Next week:

“We’ve listened to your feedback and have made the hard decision. Copilot will henceforth bear the likeness of Clippy”

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[–] hummingbird@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

The problem is upper management. Without touching that there is no hope for improvement.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too late for me. But thanks for telling me my computer wasn't good enough for Win 11 and forcing me to install Linux. It was a breeze, and computing is fun again.

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey Satya, just give us Win10 back and fuck off, you bald fraud.

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[–] rb411@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

In other news, doctor prescribes a bandaid to GSW victim

[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

… but it was already too late. They alienated their users completely and Linux is soooo nice.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Let me guess: instead of improving their products, they're going to get the US security industrial complex to silence the critics.

[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Translation: They going to try to “marketing” their way out of this hole.

Nothing about Windows or Microsoft will fundamentally change.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Are they, tho?

[–] mohammed_alibi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Already switched to Linux... super happy with it.

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